8:30AM STV | The 2008 Olympics literally have us 19 ways of excited at Defamer HQ, where we’ve retrofitted our dungeon workspace with one television for each of the NBC channels broadcasting the summer games. But don’t get the wrong idea — we couldn’t care less about the pole vault or women’s rowing. No way. We’re talent scouting, babe, in search of the next Olympian to break through the ranks as a Hollywood star. It’s kind of a ritual around here, really, going waaayyyy back to the days when our old-media ancestors at the Defamer Star-Courier foretold gold-medalist swimmer Johnny Weissmuller’s ascent to fame as Tarzan.
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