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10:23AM Clem Bastow | Have you ever found yourself staring into the abyss and wondering just what it would take to snare you a date with a Miss Universe contestant? A date that didn’t involve getting Macka in accounts to also join Second Life and create an avatar called “Miss Universe” who could then go to Orgy Island with your avatar, the green fox with giant bat wings and tribal tattoos? Stare no further: all it will take is an eagle’s-eye on the auction countdown and a sweaty wad of cash. Yes, Miss Universe Australia Laura Dundovic is auctioning herself off – for charity, of course. More »

Miss Universe Australia Does Alright, Eh, Eh!

10:15AM Clem Bastow | While I wouldn’t normally consider a beauty pageant newsworthy (you know, unless it’s one of those ones held in a transsexual hard labour prison), I guess this is relevant to someone’s interests: Miss Universe Australia Laura Dundovic and her “interesting” dress have made it to the Top Ten of the storied feminist sweepstakes. Predictably, she was shocked and delighted: Miss Universe Australia national director Deborah Miller, who was in Vietnam, said the 21-year-old impressed everyone with her natural charm. “I think the organisers liked her because she is intelligent and she would represent the competition well at official engagements,” Ms Miller said. “She has natural beauty.” She said Ms Dundovic had been “blown away” by how well she had done. “She was in shock,” she said. “She is so down to earth that I don’t think she had realised how well she would do.” Countdown to a Postcards appearance starts now, and once that countdown reaches liftoff, the countdown to a Zoo Weekly expose of “I was young and needed the money” photos will then begin. Synchronise watches, everyone. More »