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Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can’t Keep Up!
8:30PM Andrew Belonsky | Jennifer Aniston’s in love with someone, again. My oh my, Miranda Kerr is slim. Paul McCartney’s son’s dreams are coming true and dying all at once. And Jon and Kate are still deplorable. Hoorah! It’s your Friday gossip roundup! More »
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1:15AM Foster Kamer | If sparkly vampires shit in the woods, would you listen? Did Michael Jackson drink Pepsi? Is Amy Winehouse on drugs again? Does being Ashley Durpre get you invited to parties? Is Jay-Z still gangster? Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
Robert Pattinson’s Bowel Movements Won’t Be Reported
1:15AM Foster Kamer | If sparkly vampires shit in the woods, would you listen? Did Michael Jackson drink Pepsi? Is Amy Winehouse on drugs again? Does being Ashley Durpre get you invited to parties? Is Jay-Z still gangster? Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
8:05PM Andrew Belonsky | Heidi Montag wants to be impregnated. Bethenny Frankel wants new friends. And Martha’s Vineyard wants to see Chelsea Clinton wear white. Good morning! It’s Monday’s Gossip Roundup! More »
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Love Forces Orlando Bloom To Walk Away From New Pirates Sequel
9:59PM the cajun boy | Orlando Bloom passes on playing Will Turner to be with his girlfriend, Megan Fox thinks zombies are sexy, Tara Reid is quite skinny, Paris Hilton claims to have inspired Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse almost dies after a binge. More »
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12:13PM Jess McGuire | While the couple in question are yet to confirm anything (STILL), rumours of Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s engagement refuse to die. If you are nothing like me and find yourself remotely gripped by developments in Miranda Kerr’s love life, you’ll be thrilled to read some fresh news on the topic. More »
Something Something Kerr & Bloom Engaged! Something Something
12:13PM Jess McGuire | While the couple in question are yet to confirm anything (STILL), rumours of Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s engagement refuse to die. If you are nothing like me and find yourself remotely gripped by developments in Miranda Kerr’s love life, you’ll be thrilled to read some fresh news on the topic. More »
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10:05AM Jess McGuire | Orlando Bloom’s maybe-future-missus Miranda Kerr knows exactly how to get to the heart of important environmental issues. She’s taken her top off, and a bunch of music nerds who buy Rolling Stone are surely sorting out their recycling as we speak. More »
Miranda Kerr Strips Off For Trees… Or Something
10:05AM Jess McGuire | Orlando Bloom’s maybe-future-missus Miranda Kerr knows exactly how to get to the heart of important environmental issues. She’s taken her top off, and a bunch of music nerds who buy Rolling Stone are surely sorting out their recycling as we speak. More »
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11:58AM Jess McGuire | It seems like only six months ago we were prematurely offering our hearty congratulations to Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom on their engagement – because it was. And as we all know, the story ended up being complete rubbish made up by the tabloids who seem obsessed with the idea of those two getting hitched. Still, six months is a long time in the world of showbiz. The papers are overdue for another attempt to push the two down the aisle! More »
The “Miranda Kerr Is Engaged!” Rumours Are Back
11:58AM Jess McGuire | It seems like only six months ago we were prematurely offering our hearty congratulations to Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom on their engagement – because it was. And as we all know, the story ended up being complete rubbish made up by the tabloids who seem obsessed with the idea of those two getting hitched. Still, six months is a long time in the world of showbiz. The papers are overdue for another attempt to push the two down the aisle! More »
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10:51AM Jess McGuire | You could not pay me to be Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr right now*. Do they get any privacy at all when they’re in Australia? Every day there seems to be a new article in the papers about Orlando ogling his girlfriend as she struts down the catwalk, or they’ve been spotted eating together (!!!!) at a restaurant. It’s not as though they’re doing anything particularly interesting while they’re here – perhaps if there were paparazzi shots of Orlando spanking Miranda on the Sydney Road tram, I might muster up some interest…
Do people actually wish to follow every single moment of the couple’s trip to Miranda’s homeland? Am I contributing to the problem by pointing out how stupid the constant coverage is? Is Miranda making things worse by getting photographed outside Pellegrini’s for the Herald Sun? It’s so hard to tell.
A-list lovebirds Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr soaked up summer in Melbourne yesterday.
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SPECIAL REPORT: Miranda Kerr Still Alive And Madly In Love With Orlando Bloom, Melbourne’s Little Laneways And Beautiful Restaurants
10:51AM Jess McGuire | You could not pay me to be Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr right now*. Do they get any privacy at all when they’re in Australia? Every day there seems to be a new article in the papers about Orlando ogling his girlfriend as she struts down the catwalk, or they’ve been spotted eating together (!!!!) at a restaurant. It’s not as though they’re doing anything particularly interesting while they’re here – perhaps if there were paparazzi shots of Orlando spanking Miranda on the Sydney Road tram, I might muster up some interest…
Do people actually wish to follow every single moment of the couple’s trip to Miranda’s homeland? Am I contributing to the problem by pointing out how stupid the constant coverage is? Is Miranda making things worse by getting photographed outside Pellegrini’s for the Herald Sun? It’s so hard to tell.
A-list lovebirds Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr soaked up summer in Melbourne yesterday.
More » Newly Betrothed Miranda Kerr And Orlando Bloom Celebrate Their Commitment With A Romantic Holiday In Venice
8:30AM Jess McGuire | Hearty congratulations to Gunnedah girl turned Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr who is set to become Mrs Orlando Bloom next year, with the Aussie model announcing her engagement to the Pirates Of The Caribbean heartthrob over the weekend. Huzzah!
Miranda Kerr will marry her British boyfriend, actor Orlando Bloom, The Sunday Telegraph can exclusively reveal.
The wedding is planned for the middle of next year, when both have a break from work commitments. Bloom and Kerr, who live together in New York, celebrated their engagement with a romantic getaway in Venice last week.
And it sounds as though said celebration probably involved wheat grass shots and some sun salutations. More » 
Warning: The Following Video Contains Footage Of The Very Deep And Intellectual Miranda Kerr Looking a Bit Daft
10:30AM Jess McGuire | I was re-living my love of Dave Hill yesterday on YouTube and catching up on all the clips of his that had been made and uploaded onto the site since I first became obsessed with him (check out his “report” from Comic Con to understand why) when I found a video filmed during 2006 New York Fashion Week.
Dave, being a mischievous kind of fellow, is schmoozing with assorted attendees and models and asking ridiculous questions. His favourite trick is to ask an interviewee what they think of an up and coming designer who isn’t actually a designer but they’d know the name for other reasons. For instance, this year Dave asked unsuspecting victims what they thought of Trig Palin’s new line of clothing, and rather then look ignorant, they just bluff and rattle on about how much they love his new stuff, etc.
Back in 2006, Dave asked people what they thought of Kofi Annan and (remember the dude who confessed to but was not actually responsible for Jon Benet’s murder?) John Mark Carr’s collection… one of those people being (and do correct me if I’m wrong, but it certainly looks and sounds like her) Miranda Kerr.
Check out what she has to say about Kofi Annan’s fashion line after the jump! More » 
