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British Tabloid’s Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked

6:35AM Mark Graham | When it comes to interviewing the most despicable, deplorable and disingenuous Z-listers, there is no better (or worse) rag than Britain’s News Of The World. After all, this is the publication that has paid the likes of Riley Giles (best known for being LiLo’s post-hab snowboarding BF) and Blake “Incarcerated” Fielder-Civil (Amy Winehouse’s jailed husband) to spill the most sordid details of the times they did drugs with famous people, had sex with famous people and did drugs while having sex with famous people. So, it came as no surprise to us when we saw that Ranae Shrider, aka the girl in the Mini-Me Sex Tape, had decided to grant the shame of Fleet Street an interview over the weekend to discuss her on-camera (and sans jimmy hat) romps with Verne Troyer: “It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big.” No condoms? Really? If you can stomach more (and really, we don’t blame you if you can’t), follow along as we rank the top four bizarre details that the Hollywood newcomer (and current Troyer roommate!) gave to the News Of The Worst World. More »