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People
Why Was Michael Phelps In A Tranny-Hooker District?
3:56PM the cajun boy | Earlier tonight Olympic stoner Michael Phelps was involved in a car accident in downtown Baltimore. Now we’ve learned that the precise location of the accident took place in heart of Baltimore’s tranny-hooker district. More »
People
Michael Phelps Crashes Car
12:43PM the cajun boy | Olympic stoner Michael Phelps has been involved in an automobile accident in downtown Baltimore.
Big Screen
Hud Morgan and Michael Mraz Have Wet Dreams Together
8:29AM Defamer Hollywood | If there were a script called Wet Dreams about a failed Michael Phelps-type, co-written by fruitini-drinkin’ Hud Morgan, would you want to buy it? He and his friend hope someone will. More »
People
10:48AM Jess McGuire | For as long as fame has existed in this world, there’s been documented cases of well-known folks turning to drugs in order to cope with the limelight. And who is that on the left huffing a bong in an effort to chillax? Why, it’s Olympic swimming champion Michael Phelps!
Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps admitted overnight that he had engaged in “regrettable” behaviour and “demonstrated bad judgment” after a photo was published that appeared to show him smoking cannabis.
A British newspaper, the News of the World, published the photo allegedly showing the multiple Olympic gold medal-winner inhaling from a glass pipe which is generally used to smoke the drug.
What an exciting week for swimming. One minute, champion athletes are being accused of smoking pole, the next? Pot! Where will it end, huh?
As someone who expects anyone in the public eye to behave in a completely respectable manner 100% of the time, even though I would personally struggle to keep up saintly behaviour for more than a couple of days, I appreciate Michael’s grovelling apology to the world. More »
Celebrities Huffing Bongs! (Part One In An Ongoing Series)
10:48AM Jess McGuire | For as long as fame has existed in this world, there’s been documented cases of well-known folks turning to drugs in order to cope with the limelight. And who is that on the left huffing a bong in an effort to chillax? Why, it’s Olympic swimming champion Michael Phelps!
Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps admitted overnight that he had engaged in “regrettable” behaviour and “demonstrated bad judgment” after a photo was published that appeared to show him smoking cannabis.
A British newspaper, the News of the World, published the photo allegedly showing the multiple Olympic gold medal-winner inhaling from a glass pipe which is generally used to smoke the drug.
What an exciting week for swimming. One minute, champion athletes are being accused of smoking pole, the next? Pot! Where will it end, huh?
As someone who expects anyone in the public eye to behave in a completely respectable manner 100% of the time, even though I would personally struggle to keep up saintly behaviour for more than a couple of days, I appreciate Michael’s grovelling apology to the world. More » 
Neil Patrick Harris Comes Up With Foolproof Plan to Win Anderson Cooper
7:30AM Kyle Buchanan | Neil Patrick Harris has long confessed to finding Anderson Cooper “dreamy,” and it looks like Harris has finally devised a clever ruse to lure him: disguising himself as the newsman’s objet d’amour, Michael Phelps! More »
Inside Anderson Cooper’s Shirtless Seduction of Michael Phelps
2:30AM Kyle Buchanan | Last night on US version of 60 Minutes, a middle-aged man spent fifteen minutes attempting conversation with an inarticulate bohunk until the younger man finally agreed to let him come over. Or, as it was promoted, “Anderson Cooper interviewed Michael Phelps.” More »
Barbara Walters, Cougar, Would Like To Take a Dip In Michael Phelps’s Pool
6:15AM Kyle Buchanan | Many women, including Kristen Wiig and some chick from Sunset Tan, have tried to de-Speedo decorated Olympian Michael Phelps, yet it’s clear to us that the swimmer has the most success with older ladies. It hasn’t been long since one of network television’s trophy wives rented Phelps as the decoration for a cougar pool party, but his Boniva-friendly appeal was at full power on today’s edition of The View. Licking her lips, Barbara Walters sized Phelps’s body up like it was a prize ham, barely able to contain herself at how big everything was. And then, when Phelps showed off his double-jointed arms? Let’s just say it’s a good thing producer Bill Gedde was on hand with smelling salts. The View [ABC] More »
Which TV Network Chief Had His Wife Rent Michael Phelps?
8:31AM Kyle Buchanan | When we speculated about a future in TV for Olympian Michael Phelps, we thought it might involve, at most, a Screech-toplined movie of the week (along with the obligatory SNL stint). Imagine our surprise, then, when Page Six told us today that Phelps has embarked upon a second career in Los Angeles: renting himself out to satisfy Hollywood wives! WE HEAR…that Olympic hero Michael Phelps – besides banking a bundle from endorsements – picked up $US100,000 for appearing at an LA pool party for a TV network chief’s wife and swimming some laps. Which chief? Wanton speculation, after the jump: More »
‘My Date With Michael Phelps,’ By Some Chick Who Works At The Vegas Sunset Tan
6:59AM Seth | As Sunset Tans‘ famed Olly Girls continue their important work somewhere in our solar system—we think they’re currently colonizing the first tanning studios on Mars—we thought we’d check in with some of the E!-documented bronzing franchise’s earthbound bulb-bunnies. Attendant Amber Peterson, for example, currently manning the beds at their Las Vegas oupost, couldn’t be more excited about her obsessively documented date with a certain superstar Olympic gold medalist—and here’s a hint: it’s not female weightlifting champion Prapawadee Jaroenrattanatarakoon of Thailand. It’s Michael Phelps! More »
