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8:09PM Azaria Jagger | Dina Lohan recounts corporal punishment at daughter Lindsay’s hands, Tom Cruise converses with doorknobs, Natalie Portman wishes she didn’t take it off. Come, stroke the supple hide of today’s gossip. More »
Dina Lohan: Lindsay Punched Me In The Face
8:09PM Azaria Jagger | Dina Lohan recounts corporal punishment at daughter Lindsay’s hands, Tom Cruise converses with doorknobs, Natalie Portman wishes she didn’t take it off. Come, stroke the supple hide of today’s gossip. More » 
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The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
2:45AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay and Dina Lohan are pissed. Carly Simon wants to know where the Doritos are. Jon Gosselin has “mantrums”. More »
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Michael Lohan’s Concern For Lindsay Lohan Is A Bad Omen For All
2:45AM Foster Kamer | Michael Lohan’s worried about his daughter. Situation: critical. Robert Pattenson’s mum hates you. Who sucks more? Jon Gosselin or TLC? Tina Fey’s virginity, Madonna’s neighbour relations, Kardashian arse..ian…and much much more. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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Lindsay Lohan’s Voicemail Will Make You Want To Cry
3:06AM Brian Moylan | It’s full of crazy fans, horrible opportunists and her slimy father, which is a combination of both. Yes, a glimpse into Lindsay’s voicemail inbox may just be the Rosetta Stone to decipher why she is such a horrible mess. More »
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Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
8:05PM Andrew Belonsky | Heidi Montag wants to be impregnated. Bethenny Frankel wants new friends. And Martha’s Vineyard wants to see Chelsea Clinton wear white. Good morning! It’s Monday’s Gossip Roundup! More »
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Is Nicholas Cage The New Wesley Snipes?
10:23PM the cajun boy | IRS authorities are after Nick Cage, Clooney shows off his new lady-friend, Jude Law met the mother of his latest child on the street at 4am, Britney Spears has a new do and a Sopranos movie is in the works. More »
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9:49AM Jess McGuire | Can’t Michael Ronson see how damn happy Lindsay Lohan is with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson (and also, MySpace)? Why does he have to try and shit all over their love with stupid rants on his “online blog posting“?
“After seeing promise and thanking God for Lindsay’s freedom from SaMANtha’s bondage, I see now, that since SaMANtha has once again, weaseled her way back into Lindsay’s life, things have taken a dark turn,” the 48-year-old father wrote, breakingnews.ie reported.
What is most disturbing about the above paragraph is not that Michael Lohan, a man who claims to want his eldest daughter back in his life, seems completely incapable of honouring said daughter’s wishes that he refrain from talking to the press about her and slagging off the woman she loves (although that’s pretty bad – when is he going to figure out he needs to shut the hell up?), but the fact he appears to have turned into Perez Hilton.
That whole SaMANtha schtick Perez started is tedious in the extreme at the best of times (do you get it? She’s kinda butch! Like a MAN! And her name contains the letters M-A-N so if he capitalises them, he’s really making a witty comment about what an ugly bull dyke she is! HAHAHAHA IT’S JUST SO CLEVER! WOMEN ARE SHIT!). If Michael Lohan thinks adopting it will endear him in any way to his estranged daughter, he must be borderline retarded.
MORE: Lindsay’s dad back to ripping on Ronson More »
Oh God, Is Michael Lohan STILL Sooking About Samantha Ronson Hooking Up With His Daughter?
9:49AM Jess McGuire | Can’t Michael Ronson see how damn happy Lindsay Lohan is with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson (and also, MySpace)? Why does he have to try and shit all over their love with stupid rants on his “online blog posting“?
“After seeing promise and thanking God for Lindsay’s freedom from SaMANtha’s bondage, I see now, that since SaMANtha has once again, weaseled her way back into Lindsay’s life, things have taken a dark turn,” the 48-year-old father wrote, breakingnews.ie reported.
What is most disturbing about the above paragraph is not that Michael Lohan, a man who claims to want his eldest daughter back in his life, seems completely incapable of honouring said daughter’s wishes that he refrain from talking to the press about her and slagging off the woman she loves (although that’s pretty bad – when is he going to figure out he needs to shut the hell up?), but the fact he appears to have turned into Perez Hilton.
That whole SaMANtha schtick Perez started is tedious in the extreme at the best of times (do you get it? She’s kinda butch! Like a MAN! And her name contains the letters M-A-N so if he capitalises them, he’s really making a witty comment about what an ugly bull dyke she is! HAHAHAHA IT’S JUST SO CLEVER! WOMEN ARE SHIT!). If Michael Lohan thinks adopting it will endear him in any way to his estranged daughter, he must be borderline retarded.
MORE: Lindsay’s dad back to ripping on Ronson More » 
AUDIO: Lindsay Lohan FINALLY Confirms Relationship With Samantha Ronson
2:35AM Kyle Buchanan | After months of open canoodling with celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan has stopped playing coy about whether the two of them are in a relationship, finally confirming the news on (of all places) last night’s episode of the radio show Loveline. And she wasn’t even prompted by the harsh interrogation techniques of Dr. Drew, either! No, Lohan — who had the phone passed to her after Ronson called in to discuss her hospitalized friend DJ AM — was caught flat-footed after an innocent question by Dr. Drew’s cohost, Stryker. More »
We Just Can’t Get Enough Of Lindsay Lohan Defending The Woman She Loves On MySpace!
8:23AM Jess McGuire | Oh my LORD. I know deep inside my soul that I shouldn’t be nearly as gripped by Lindsay Lohan’s personal life as I am, but when celebrities turn to their MySpazz blogs to get things off their chest, they capture my attention and I’m rendered helpless by their poorly spelled charm (see also Allen, L and Love, C).
And so, after reading our American cousin’s take on “bad dads”, I found myself on Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace page this morning reading a rant against her father Michael. US Defamer quoted a bit of Lindsay’s outburst, but just in case you didn’t bother checking out Lindsay’s blog entry in its entirety, I thought I should point out this rather adorable excerpt. More » 
