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	<title>Defamer Australia &#187; michael jackson</title>
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		<title>Michael Jackson Pulls A Jesus: His Face Appears In An Ultrasound</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/michael-jackson-pulls-a-jesus-his-face-appears-in-ultrasound/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Azaria Jagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The King of Pop, in his infinite grace and wisdom, has returned to mortal realm by making his face appear in an ultrasound of a foetus inside a British lady&#8217;s uterus.
Dawn Kelley is pregnant with a girl, who at 20 weeks bears striking resemblance to Jacko. Said father William Hickman:
 None of us are really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Is What $US11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:43:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ravi Somaiya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Jackson&#8217;s death continues to form effortless metaphors of his life. At his private family funeral the remaining Jacksons were charged $US35,000 for &#8220;burial garments&#8221;, $US21,455 for food and $US3682 for a framed picture, among other ludicrous inflations.
The Associated Press reports that the funeral cost $US1 million in total and the family were also charged [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heath And Lindsay Were Totally Boning When He Died</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:46:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Azaria Jagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dina Lohan says Lindsay and Heath were dating at the time of his death, Jacko&#8217;s funeral cost $US1 million, Fergie didn&#8217;t know what &#8220;cheating&#8221; meant until her therapist told her. Come, drink the sweet nectars of today&#8217;s gossip.

Radar has a WORLD WIDE EXCLUSIVE that Lindsay Lohan was dating Heath Ledger when he died. The evidence [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The One Where Joe Jackson And Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/the-one-where-joe-jackson-and-everyone-else-is-or-has-a-dick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joe Jackson: Dick, obviously. That Slumdog Millionaire kid, the theory: huge wang. Levi Johnston: famously awaited dong. Jon Gosselin, dickfore. Paula Abdul, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Adam Duritz, DMX. Presenting your Dicktacular Gossip Roundup. 
This is silly.

Complete f—king shrivelled dick Joe Jackson wants the Michael Jackson estate to pay him serious bones. He wants over $US15,000 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrities Pee In Cups And Have Genitals That Require Maps</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/celebrities-pee-in-cups-and-have-genitals-that-require-maps/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Azaria Jagger</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[arnold klein]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Self-proclaimed dermatologist to the stars Arnold Klein is not to be trusted, but he sure tells good stories, like the one about the time he rebuilt Michael Jackson&#8217;s nose and how celebrities liked to pee in weird places.
Klein donned his very best sequin-enhanced suit for a 96-minute interview with TMZ last night. &#8220;I&#8217;ve flown to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A-Rod Sees Himself As Half Man, Half Horse</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/a-rod-sees-himself-as-half-man-half-horse/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/a-rod-sees-himself-as-half-man-half-horse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:06:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ravi Somaiya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Yankees steroid-villain-turned-World-Series-hero has ridiculous self-portraits, Michael Jackson liked to pee into cups in public and Rihanna said her life sucked so much after she got beaten up that she might as well have been Britney!

An ex-girlfriend of Alex Rodriguez tells Us Weekly that he has not one but two portraits of himself as a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scandal And Death Spell Success For Letterman And Michael Jackson</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/scandal-death-spell-showbiz-success-for-letterman-michael-jackson/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/scandal-death-spell-showbiz-success-for-letterman-michael-jackson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard Rushfield</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somewhere out there in Hollywood, there are a few dozen people who made bets that &#8220;scandal was never the way to win over audiences&#8221; kicking themselves, hard.
• Having his tawdry personal life ripped wide open for the world to see isn&#8217;t doing David Letterman any harm ratings-wise. The Hollywood Reporter writes, &#8220;Far from hurting the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Jackson Assists Michael Jackson&#8217;s Posthumous Valuation</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/joe-jackson-assists-michael-jacksons-posthumous-valuation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/joe-jackson-assists-michael-jacksons-posthumous-valuation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And you think your parents are bad? This Is It came out over the weekend, and to celebrate, Joe Jackson isn&#8217;t remembering his son&#8217;s life. He&#8217;s telling Extra that Michael Jackson&#8217;s worth more dead than he is alive.
No, really. Yesterday, there was this tiny item buried in the New York Post. Maybe they wanted to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Does A Michael Jackson Hype Happen?</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/how-does-a-michael-jackson-hype-happen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:42:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard Rushfield</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For months, the entertainment press has, with its relentless hype, all but guaranteed us that This Is It, the Michael Jackson rehearsal documentary would become if not the highest grossing film of all time, certainly one of the top three.
How does one properly cover hype? If you&#8217;re an old time news organ, or even if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hints Of Light At The End Of The Michael Jackson Mourning Tunnel</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/light-at-the-end-of-michael-jackson-mourning-tunnel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard Rushfield</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve spent four long months mourning the death of the self-anointed King, a life of PR exploitation which segued beautifully into an afterlife of PR exploitation. But at last it seems the parade might be winding down.
For some there was the fear that the release of This Is It, the documentary of rehearsals for the [...]]]></description>
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