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Flotsam & Jetsam
Michael Jackson Pulls A Jesus: His Face Appears In An Ultrasound
7:24PM Azaria Jagger | The King of Pop, in his infinite grace and wisdom, has returned to mortal realm by making his face appear in an ultrasound of a foetus inside a British lady’s uterus. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
This Is What $US11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like
9:43PM Ravi Somaiya | Michael Jackson’s death continues to form effortless metaphors of his life. At his private family funeral the remaining Jacksons were charged $US35,000 for “burial garments”, $US21,455 for food and $US3682 for a framed picture, among other ludicrous inflations. More »
People
8:46PM Azaria Jagger | Dina Lohan says Lindsay and Heath were dating at the time of his death, Jacko’s funeral cost $US1 million, Fergie didn’t know what “cheating” meant until her therapist told her. Come, drink the sweet nectars of today’s gossip. More »
Heath And Lindsay Were Totally Boning When He Died
8:46PM Azaria Jagger | Dina Lohan says Lindsay and Heath were dating at the time of his death, Jacko’s funeral cost $US1 million, Fergie didn’t know what “cheating” meant until her therapist told her. Come, drink the sweet nectars of today’s gossip. More »
People
The One Where Joe Jackson And Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
3:00AM Foster Kamer | Joe Jackson: Dick, obviously. That Slumdog Millionaire kid, the theory: huge wang. Levi Johnston: famously awaited dong. Jon Gosselin, dickfore. Paula Abdul, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Adam Duritz, DMX. Presenting your Dicktacular Gossip Roundup. More »
People
Celebrities Pee In Cups And Have Genitals That Require Maps
6:04PM Azaria Jagger | Self-proclaimed dermatologist to the stars Arnold Klein is not to be trusted, but he sure tells good stories, like the one about the time he rebuilt Michael Jackson’s nose and how celebrities liked to pee in weird places. More »
People
A-Rod Sees Himself As Half Man, Half Horse
11:06PM Ravi Somaiya | The Yankees steroid-villain-turned-World-Series-hero has ridiculous self-portraits, Michael Jackson liked to pee into cups in public and Rihanna said her life sucked so much after she got beaten up that she might as well have been Britney! More »
Big Screen
Scandal And Death Spell Success For Letterman And Michael Jackson
4:33AM Richard Rushfield | Somewhere out there in Hollywood, there are a few dozen people who made bets that “scandal was never the way to win over audiences” kicking themselves, hard. More »
People
Joe Jackson Assists Michael Jackson’s Posthumous Valuation
3:30AM Foster Kamer | And you think your parents are bad? This Is It came out over the weekend, and to celebrate, Joe Jackson isn’t remembering his son’s life. He’s telling Extra that Michael Jackson’s worth more dead than he is alive. More »
Big Screen
How Does A Michael Jackson Hype Happen?
1:42PM Richard Rushfield | For months, the entertainment press has, with its relentless hype, all but guaranteed us that This Is It, the Michael Jackson rehearsal documentary would become if not the highest grossing film of all time, certainly one of the top three. More »
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