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Team Michael Bay’s Megan Fox Diss Letter: Censored!
2:15AM Foster Kamer | So: Megan Fox was being cute by calling Michael Bay a “Nazi” regarding theTransformers 2 shoot. Some Michael Bay crew members wrote a letter about Awful Megan Fox on Michael Bay’s message board, which has since been censored. Just awesome. More »
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At Summer’s End, Hollywood Counts The Money
1:46AM Richard Rushfield | After the orgy end, the hard work begins. There are vomitoriums to be scrubbed and receipts for Transformers 2 to be counted. The summer belonged to Michael Bay and Megan Fox, but this week belongs to the accountants. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Robert Pattinson Knocked Up Kristen Stewart – Allegedly
10:17PM the cajun boy | Twilight’s Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are pregnant, Angelina Jolie and David Beckham are starring in an Armani ad together, Britney’s sporting a new “spare tire,” Michael Bay made Megan Fox wash his Ferrari and Joyce DeWitt got a DUI. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Robert Pattinson Hates New York And Its Women
9:52PM the cajun boy | Robert Pattinson thinks New York women are crazy, Lady Gaga gets naked in a London club, Michael Bay puts Megan Fox in the corner, Josh Duhamel is an arse man, Russell Crowe throws another public hissy-fit and Rihanna’s boob falls out. More »
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Michael Bay Made Robot Balls
5:04AM Richard Lawson | Sure to be the loudest of all the loud summer films (until G.I. Joe), Michael Bay’s Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is about to drop. And it seems that in one scene, there’s a little surprise. Well, two surprises. More »
Party at Michael Bay’s House for Only $US250!
6:14AM Kyle Buchanan | Unwilling to let Roland Emmerich corner the DGA market on topless pool parties, Criterion-approved auteur Michael Bay is opening his Miami mansion up to guests—and all you need is $US250! More »
Ch-Ch-Ch, Ah-Ah-Ah: ‘Friday the 13th’ Remake Reveals 13 Ways to Creatively Die
9:15AM Kyle Buchanan | Before he works his way up to the Hitchcockian classics, Michael Bay is determined to tackle some more lowbrow cinematic remakes, and so it is that we have this newly released full trailer for the upcoming Platinum Dunes re-do of Friday the 13th. Directed by Marcus Nispel, who also helmed the Bay-produced remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (and apparently hasn’t exhausted his “attractively lit stabbing” jollies yet), it’s the tale of a murderous hockey player who suffers a six-game suspension for slandering Elisha Cuthbert, which leaves him plenty of time to slice and dice teenagers up at Camp Crystal Lake. And, in a loving homage to the original film’s trailer, Nispel has made sure that every single “kill” is teased and tabulated on-screen. The clip, after the jump: More »
Revealed! One Banished Extra’s Plan to Sabotage ‘Transformers 2′
7:00AM STV | It’s hard to believe that Michael Bay has been shooting Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen for almost four months now, but rest assured it wasn’t painstaking months of character research that has slowed production to its current pace. After all, as we discovered over the US summer via the film’s banished extra “Man Eating Hamburger” (aka Reginald Brown), Bay has little to no knowledge of his subject and even less interest in lessons from an extra. But that doesn’t mean Brown has given up trying to “learn Michael some Transformers“; in fact, reports on producer Don Murphy’s illustriously deranged message board suggest that the film’s climactic desert showdown may not involve Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox or giant robots at all, but rather a stunning Brown vs. Bay main event that will make Uwe Boll seethe with jealousy: More »
Megan Fox on Dicks, Disney, and the Female Stripper Who Broke Her Teenage Heart
8:30AM Kyle Buchanan | Though the upcoming Diablo Cody thriller Jennifer’s Body may cover up more of actress Megan Fox than people were expecting, at least Fox makes up for it by exposing herself in the latest edition of GQ. Few subjects are left untouched in the wide-ranging interview, whether it’s her boyfriend’s penis (”Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me”), Disney (”Fuck Disney”), or her Transformers director (when asked if the Transformers sequel will give the actress more to do, Fox flatly responds, “Transformers 2 is directed by Michael Bay”). Still, most tongues will wag when Fox recalls the female stripper she fell in love with at LA’s full-frontal emporium The Body Shop when she was just 18:
