merrick & rosso

Breakfast Radio Star Merrick Watts Tongues A Cougar

8:49AM Jess McGuire | Is there nothing Merrick won’t do in order to prompt mild chuckling from an audience? Ho, ho – there is not! His co-host Tim “Rosso” Ross recently got hitched, and Merrick decided to use the occasion to jam his tongue down the throat of one of the older ladies attending the nuptials. This is going straight to the wank bank. Hang on. No it isn’t. More »

Kate Ritchie Films Her Last Scenes For Home & Away

9:27AM Jess McGuire | Two and a half months after originally announcing she was leaving the television show which has employed her since she was but a pup, Kate Ritchie has filmed her final scenes as Home & Away’s Sally Fletcher. Sure, she’ll soon be joining the breakfast team of Merrick and Rosso on Nova (one of the many new breakfast radio combinations we’ll be keeping our eye ear on – AND JUDGING HARSHLY IF NEED BE – during 2008), but the fact remains… however will Home & Away survive without Sally? Huh? Why not get rid of Alf Stewart too, and totally fuck up our life?! (cries hysterically) (composes self) Michael Idato isn’t fearing change and sooking like a child, so let’s hear from him now, shall we? Since announcing her intention to quit the top-rating soap in September, Ritchie said preparations for her departure had almost overwhelmed her. “I’ve been trying to gather my thoughts and reflect on a few things. I feel such an intense, deep sadness. “It’s so hard to explain because on the other hand there is this overwhelming sense of excitement as well. A lot of people are joking about whether I will enjoy retirement, but I really feel like it’s the beginning of something.” But here’s something which has us unreasonably excited about the 2008 series of Home & Away. The final episode for 2007, which aired last week, featured the arrival of a stranger, played by Josh Quong Tart, the word “Milco” (the name of Sally’s childhood imaginary friend) written in the sand and an on-air promotion campaign which promises to solve “a 20-year-old mystery”. MILCO! MOTHERFUCKING MILCO! Your move, Neighbours. More »

K-Rudd Has A Shocker On Nova

2:04PM Busty St Clair | Kevin Rudd knows how to make us laugh, which is more than we can say for President Prime Minister John Howard. While lil’ Johnny made his best attempt at appealing to the yoof on YouTube earlier this week, (with amusing consequences) The Ruddster went one better on Nova 969 in Sydney this morning. Merrick and Rosso made him play Electric Chair Trivia. More »