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Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing
8:47AM Hamilton Nolan | Here is how fake trends turn into troubling fake trends: Wooed into masculine complacency by male body lotion ads, men become metrotextual and start signing their text messages with “kisses”. Next thing you know, grandpa’s sexting. More »
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Get Married, Do Chores, Get Laid Rarely
2:31AM Hamilton Nolan | A new study by love scientists says that married couples that do more housework together have more sex. But! Not so fast, horny chore boy. More »
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Dudes Buying Fancy Beds
2:36AM Hamilton Nolan | Just trying to be a normal xenophobic man these days means constantly fighting back against The System (ladies, etc.) telling us to buy fancy shampoo and fancy underwear, so, hey fellas, do not buy more fancy crap by choice. More »
People
Intersex Lady Runs Fast, Makes Big Trouble
12:42AM Hamilton Nolan | Caster Semenya is the most important athlete of our generation! The world at large is quite literally in an uproar over the allegations that champion runner lady Caster is “intersex”, with testes and no ovaries. Will South Africa go crazy? More »
People
Runner Lady Is A Hermaphrodite!
6:08AM Hamilton Nolan | Whoa, hey, back up, what? We thought it was super crazy that South African sprinter Caster Semenya had to go through crazy tests to prove she’s actually a woman, just because she….whoa, she’s not actually a woman! More »
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Is Men’s Body Wash Actually Way Gay?
2:22AM Hamilton Nolan | Are you one of the millions of men who have been suckered into purchasing “body wash” with the tacit assurance that said product will get you mad ladies and does not make you totally gay? You’ve been had. More »
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