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Twitter-Crazed Courtney Love Wants Dave Grohl “Ass-Raped”
5:19AM John Cook | Courtney Love did not authorise that Hellish Guitar Hero version of her dead husband that she authorised, for money—it’s all Dave Grohl’s fault and she’s going to sue and she wants a British journalist to rape him. More »
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The Cause Of Mischa Barton’s Time In The Crazy House: Wisdom Teeth
5:24AM Brian Moylan | Remember when Mischa Barton was involuntarily committed this past July? Well, we finally found out why. It’s because her teeth hurt. That’s probably the worst rehab excuse we’ve ever heard. Why not just go with “exhaustion?” More »
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Mischa Barton’s Meltdown Ends With A Celeb-Weekly Whimper
1:30AM Brian Moylan | When Mischa Barton got on the train to Cuckootown we thought she joined the ranks of Britney Spears and Mariah Carey. Not really, because people seemed to actually care about their public descent into madness. Is the celeb meltdown passe? More »
Career Suicide Caps Joaquin Phoenix’s ‘Late Show’ Stupid Human Tricks
8:30AM STV | For all the hoaxy drama behind Joaquin Phoenix’s hip-hop ambitions, you can’t say the guy isn’t serious about effectively throwing his film career away after watching his spectacular self-immolation last night on The Late Show. More »
All The Sad, Embarrassing Things Britney Spears Did At Her ‘OK!’ Cover Shoot
7:30AM Defamer Hollywood | Britney Spears’ three-part comeback plan (Phase One: Stage a series of buzz-building, 12-minute concerts. Phase Two: Chew on hair extensions, neglect children. Phase Three: Personally arrange to sell triumphant comeback exclusive to celebrity glossy!) has hit a major snag, as an OK! magazine cover shoot reportedly devolved into a tragic display of anatomical self-discovery, public urination, and couture-sullying pooper-scooping. Laineygossip.com reports: [New puppy] London pissed and shat all over the place. And who picked up the poop? Britney picked up the poop…allegedly mopping it up with a Chanel dress. A Chanel dress. [...] Britney allegedly wanders around babbling like a baby – as in baby talk. Half the time her head can’t stay straight, lolling around on her neck like a bobble. I’m told she also has no boundaries and allegedly, several times, when she had to pee, even though one of the washrooms was being used as a staging area, she would drop trou and make a tinkle WITHOUT CLOSING THE DOOR and an entire crew working around her. [...] The girl allegedly can’t stop touching herself. As in fondling her breasts, rubbing between her legs…She apparently goes about it absent-mindedly, as if not aware she’s not alone and at the same time, genuinely curious about her own body, described to me as “like a 5 year old discovering her genitalia for the first time”. Allegedly of course. More »
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