melbourne cup
Snoop Enjoys The Company Of Jizzle Hawkizzle
8:34AM Jess McGuire | Phew! It’s back to normal service here at Defamer Australia after an exhausting week filled with Melbourne Cup celebrations and weeping happily on the couch whilst watching US election coverage on the telly, and that means it’s time for Two Day Old News TM!
Our favourite rapper spent some time in the company of assorted hot bitches during the Melbourne Cup, and one of them happened to be our very own “Hawko”.
He was the celebrity drawcard for this year’s Melbourne Cup but US rapper Snoop Dogg very nearly didn’t make it to Flemington in time for the big race.
Jumping immigration hurdles, the notorious ladies’ man left his run to the track a tad late, but wasted no time settling in for an afternoon of ogling fillies – the two-legged kind, that is.
Excellent horse puns, Confidential. I salute you. More » 
Who Here ‘Viewed’ The Melbourne Cup?
9:28AM Jess McGuire | You see what I did there, huh? I am back after a fairly quiet first Tuesday in November (it’s a public holiday down here at Defamer Australia HQ!) and sad to say that I managed to lose $47 yesterday, but what price can you put on equine-related fun?
Bart Cummings’ Ferocious Eyebrows – and the man attached to them – trained winning horse Viewed, making this the 12th Melbourne Cup victory for the 80-year-old racing legend.
The Melbourne Cup has been run and won with the foreign invasion repelled for another year. And who better to do it than the master himself, the man of the magical twirling eyebrows, cup king Bart Cummings?
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