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The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps

7:30AM Foster Kamer | While America’s medical debates rage on, many of its significant members, of all colours and sizes, limply, quietly weep to themselves: penises. But! This is one health care package making serious progress: Flaccid penises demand innovation, as the Times discovered. More »
People

Michael Jackson’s Doctor Is A Bankrupting, Sketchy Divorcee

4:30AM Foster Kamer | Bankruptcy documents of Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson’s personal physician who attempted to revive Jackson at the scene of his death, have emerged. The picture they paint: Murray was a bankrupted doctor who had liens on child support, among other things. More »
Small Screen

Oprah Basically Killing Everyone Woman And Child In America

7:36AM Pareene | She is very powerful, and so she will probably destroy Newsweek for reporting this, but: Oprah’s popular show, when it is not about giving you free things, is about promoting stupid and often dangerous quackery and pseudoscience. More »
Online

Jim Carrey Blogs A Blog About Vaccines

2:48AM Pareene | Oh, good, Arianna Huffington is using her “Huffingtontowne Evening Post-Gazette” to promote the idiotic vaccine conspiracy nonsense of Earth Girls Are Easy star Jim Carrey. For the last fucking time, celebrities, vaccines do not cause autism. More »