9:30AM Molly Friedman | Back in October, the horny boys over at
Maxim decided to morph into bitchy girls and
rank their picks for the top five “unsexiest” women in Hollywood. And while some of their choices are semi-understandable (no offence to our troubled Britney Spears, but we would’ve ranked her higher than #5), their number one pick has responded to the listing in a very teary fashion. Sarah Jessica Parker was voted #1; as the struggling lad mag’s editors put it, “How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with ’sex’ in the title?” But after six months of stewing in her own misery, SJP is fighting back:
“It’s so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger…Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It’s insane.”
But we had to wonder: if Carrie Bradshaw landed the number one slot, who exactly did she beat out?
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