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Marcia Brady on Anal Sex: ‘Ow, My Rectum!’

8:20AM Kyle Buchanan | Remember sweet, innocent Marcia Brady? If you do, you probably haven’t been paying attention this week, as her portrayer, Maureen McCormick, has undertaken a press tour meant to despoil her clean-cut image once and for all. First, McCormick regaled a horrified Today audience with tales of congenital syphilis, then she took to The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet to reveal her coked-out near-miss with the Indiana Jones franchise. Now, McCormick has taped an appearance on Howard Stern’s Howard TV set to air later tonight, and in the clip excerpted after the jump, she discusses her painful anal sex experiences and a drugged, aborted date with Steve Martin. Somewhere, a horrified Carol Brady is shaking her stylish flip. Enjoy! More »

Steven Spielberg Presents ‘Marcia Brady and the Kingdom of the Crystal Coke Spoon’

9:21AM Kyle Buchanan | After traumatising the Today audience yesterday with her delightful tale of family syphilis, former Brady Bunch star Maureen McCormick took her unsettling book tour to The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet, where she opened up about cocaine (”They would call me ‘The Hoover’ because of how much cocaine I would do”) and family planning (”I was 18, 19 and 20 when I had each abortion”), then recounted a brand-new story about hitting rock bottom that was markedly different than the one she told Meredith Vieira on Tuesday. This one, you see, involved Indiana Jones: More »