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Paris Hilton Is The Worst Neighbor In The World
8:23PM the cajun boy | Paris Hilton’s neighbour offered her landlord money to throw her arse into the street, Mel Gibson has definitely knocked up his Russian girlfriend/mistress, and A-Rod is boning romantic comedy actress Kate Hudson. More »
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Fat Women Need Bachelors Too
2:30AM Richard | Movies get directors, and they also get Matthew McConaughey. The Office actors just got rich, and fat people just got validated, in glorious reality show form. More »
And Now, Selected Quotations from Matthew McConaughey’s Myspace Masterpiece, ‘Travel Blog’
7:43AM Kyle Buchanan | When one thinks of Matthew McConaughey, the name evokes Kate Hudson romcoms, a shirt-repelling pair of pecs, and the ability to make both beef and babies seem extra tasty. But does one think “writer”? More »
Matthew McConaughey Joins Elite Group Of A-Listers Who Couldn’t Crack a Six-Figure Opening
9:40AM STV | Any Straight-to-Flopz masterpiece can top out below $100,000 theatrically, but it takes a special kind of crap to do so with a real star above the line. Take Surfer, Dude, the new Matthew McConaughey adventure-in-shirtlessness that found exactly zero takers at Rotten Tomatoes and not many more upon its release in 96 theatres nationwide: $36,497 worth, to be precise, likely prompting the actor/producer/placenta vintner to wonder if perhaps he should have saved the comma in the film’s title for the total gross.
Matthew McConaughey May Expose More Than Just His Chest in ‘Surfer, Dude’
8:40AM Defamer Hollywood | Eternally shirtless actor Matthew McConaughey has never been afraid of showing a little skin, but the lengths he goes to in his new film may make even his hard-to-shock mother blush. According to a review in San Diego City Beat, McConaughey’s new stoner opus Surfer, Dude (opening in select locations this Friday? Who knew!) reveals more of the actor than most non-Apatow male stars are used to baring: More »
Matthew McConaughey’s Surf Heavies Charged With Pap Battery
3:25AM Seth | Charges have been filed against two surfers who rose to the defence of their brah-in-arms, Matthew McConaughey, when they felt his groove was being unfairly threatened by encroaching paparazzi at Malibu’s Paradise Cove last June. From the Reuters report: More »
Matthew McConaughey’s Mum Recalls The Time His Father Expired Inside Her
2:50AM Seth | Behind every great man is a great mom—and no one knows that more than Tropic Thunder star Matthew McConaughey, who appears to have chosen a perfectly lovely one to bear him a son, suitable for toting to red carpet events and John Mellencamp concerts in a Coleman beer cooler. But what of McConaughey himself? To whom can we attribute his uncompromisingly freewheeling spirit, his Southern sophistication, and, yes, his undeniable sexual ferocity? To put it a little more floridly: Who planted little Matthew’s placenta beneath a tree, and tended to it lovingly until it bore fruit? We now have an answer: More »
Try Mighty McConaughey’s Afterbirth Ale: There’s Real Placenta In Every Drop!
8:10AM Seth | There’s something about Hollywood dads and afterbirth. Unlike Tom Cruise, who greedily pledged to gobble up every last drop of the nutrient-rich biological matter, however, Matthew McConaughey instead told CNN’s Dr. Sanjay Gupta that he has something far eco-friendlier planned for his own son’s: More »
