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Sarah Jessica And Matthew Fleeing To Brooklyn?

12:25AM Richard Lawson | We knew there was a reason we’re leaving the neighbourhood. Sarah Jessica Parker and her mighty steed Matthew Broderick might be movin’ on over to Park Slope. The New York Post thinks they’ve found the family’s apartment. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Never Throw Your Drink At Anna Kournikova

10:01PM the cajun boy | Anna Kournikova viciously brawls with another woman in a Vegas club, Leighton Meester sings and acts in a video for Cobra Starship, Michael Jackson looked frail on stage at his concert rehearsals and Chris Brown gets shut down by Jay-Z. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

The Moon And The Stars Align Perfectly For Lindsay Lohan

9:54PM the cajun boy | Elle is letting LiLo off the hook over the jewels everyone seems convinced that she stole, two cops try to blackmail Sarah Jessica Parker/Matthew Broderick, Mariah Carey will star in a London play and Justin Timberlake loves tequila shots. align More »

Matthew ‘Matty Cakes’ Broderick Caught Red-Handed While Cheating, But Does SJP Really Care?

6:05AM Molly Friedman | Unlike most adulterous celebrity scandals, the latest claim that Most Awkward On-Screen Sex Partner Matthew Broderick has pulled a Beckham / Phillippe / Hawke by getting involved in a long-term affair with a 25-year old redhead is actually filled to the brim with hilariously kinky details. The Star exclusive includes all sorts of juicy and slightly nauseating allegations, making Pat O’Brien’s “I want to fucking eat you!” sweet nothings seem tame in comparison. As sad as any remaining fans of Ferris may be to hear it, the mag’s sources claim newly mole-less SJP’s hubby is fond of popping ’round his do-gooder mistress’ bedroom, darting out after 30 minutes, and leaving the girl “passed out on her bed in her panties.” But is this really so shocking? After the jump, we cover the many times Parker has hinted that the long-married couple has serious issues, from her comments that he’s always “secretly manipulating you,” to the time she confessed she just adores seeing him “have great chemistry” with other women:

Resolution No. 1: Sarah Jessica Parker Censured for Complaining About Problems ‘SATC’ Helped Create

2:15AM Defamer Hollywood | WHEREAS, it’s not really our style to judge anyone before noon, especially on a Monday, but that’s when New York Magazine happened to publish its new cover story about Sarah Jessica Parker; and More »

Sarah Jessica Parker: ‘There Are Many Times Matthew Broderick Wishes He Wasn’t With Me’

10:50AM Molly Friedman | Okay, you clever SATC minxes. Your masterfully executed plan to generate press for The Most Important Movie Of The Year Century has officially come full-circle. First, Kristin Davis just happened to appear all over our computer screens being attacked by a massive Segel, then Cynthia Nixon gave a far more ladylike interview breaking the news of her former struggle with breast cancer. But today, in “Me Too!” attempts to pipe in and get their names in the papers, both Sarah Jessica “Sex Is Icky” Parker and Kim Cattrall are gabbing and blabbing about completely irrelevant and ancient stories about marriage and age-old rumours. But hearing about how SJP’s marriage sucks and how Kim likes money don’t really compare to inspirational disease fighters and nudie photos. Though, it is shamefully fun to hear Parker tell us once again why being married to Matthew Broderick is like riding “rather treacherous train rides”:

And The Award For ‘Most Awkward’ On-Screen Sex Partners Goes To: Helen Hunt And Matthew Broderick

8:00AM Molly Friedman | After posting our positively gorgeous presentation of the most horrific sex scenes to ever grace the big screen, we’re delighted to learn of two new additions to the list. At a recent screening for Then She Found Me, starring Matthew Broderick, Colin Firth, and Helen Hunt (where has she been hiding by the way?), ex-couple Helen and Matthew gleefully dished to the NY Daily News on just what to expect during two reportedly not-so-steamy sex romps featured in the film. As the reporter informs us: “Congratulations, Helen Hunt and Matthew Broderick! You guys have officially filmed two of the most awkward sex scenes in cinema history.” So who got it on with who, and what could possibly prompt such a mean-spirited diss from the tab? More »