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Friday, July 4, 2008

John Mayer’s Career Vs. John Mayer’s Love Life: Does One Not Exist Without The Other?

4:05AM Molly Friedman | Where is Jennifer Aniston? We’ve been asking ourselves that question for what feels like three whole days now. And we’re apparently not the only ones. At a gig in Milwaukee last night, boyfriend John Mayer was pouring his heart into those Grammy-winning sobfests he calls a repertoire when the usual “I want your body!” and “Are you sure you’re not gay!” yelps from fans turned from coos to catty. Reports People, “Several fans were overheard yelling ‘Where’s Jennifer?’ and ‘Bring Jen Out!’ in between songs.” Though Mayer got his revenge by boring the crowd to tears with a volatile hate rant against the Internet and all its “vulgar” ways, we couldn’t help wondering how long the oh-so-serious musician will allow yet another tabloid-y romance interfere with his craft. Or is his craft only sustainable with the help of all these tabloid-y romances? More »
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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Kate Hudson, Goldie Hawn, And Some Homeless Guy Who Looks Like Lance Armstrong All Went To Lunch

5:05AM Molly Friedman | You know what the best part about dating Kate Hudson is? Not the fun beachside lunches with a jolly Goldie Hawn and doting “unidentified males.” Not the late-night games of Pin The Tail On The Boob with 9-year old Ryder. Nor is it collecting your winnings from that bet you made with Owen Wilson about who could land the ebuillient blonde. No, the most enjoyable benefit to following Hudson around town and forcing grin after grin is the dynamite opportunity to finally get photographed dutifully wearing clothes coincidentally fashioned by your lifestyle-sustaining sponsor! More »
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Thursday, April 17, 2008

David Hasselhoff Knows No Woman Can Resist The Sexiness Of His Autographed Head Shots

5:55AM Molly Friedman | It seems that when you’re a former heartthrob forced to maintain your celebrity status on the likes of Idol-wannabe reality shows, picking up women isn’t as easy as flashing your veneers and saying hello. In the case of hamburger abuser David Hasselhoff, he might have been able to score by simply striding up to a group of giggly women and opening with “Hi, I’m The Hoff.” But one pesky home video and one bitter divorce battle later, the NY Daily News reports that David’s current moves aren’t so slick: “[A woman] was approached by the assistant of David Hasselhoff…and he gave her an autographed photo of him. On the back of the photo was the assistant’s phone number and a suggestion that she get in touch with ‘them.’” More »
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