mashups

Regis Philbin Forgetting Names, In 28 Handsome Volumes

8:05AM Seth | We’re going to preface this by saying that we here at Defamer don’t just respect our elders, we downright adulate them. (That is, unless they’re in the car ahead of us, counting pennies at the Vons 15-items-or-less lane, or generally engaging us in a conversation that involves several extinct movie stars and cookie brands that we’ve never heard of.) The last thing we’d want is for you to think we were taking some sort of perverse pleasure in witnessing whatever it is Cloris Leachman’s body was doing on Dancing with the Stars last night. More »

Bart Simpson, Scientologist, Says Keep Springfield Working!

9:24AM Defamer Hollywood | Now that we know the voice of Bart Simpson is a full-on “Clear” scientologist, we had to wonder what Bart would sound like were he played by the Clearest of All Clears: Mr. Tom Cruise! In this video mashup keenly edited together by Intrepid Defamer Videographer™ Molly McAleer, our favorite yellow-haired toon turns from a loveable little menace whose tagline is “Don’t have a cow, man” to an eerie little OT in-training who abides by the mantra “Anything LRH does.” We can’t help but wonder what would’ve gone down had the little guy had had the powers of Xenu with him during that climactic final scene in The Simpsons Movie. We imagine that Bart, embiggened with the energy of the alien king, could have extracted the entire family from the Springfield bubble himself, saving Homer all those motorcycle-induced scrapes and bruises. More »