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Pointer, Sister

1:25AM Brian Moylan | [Mary-Kate Olsen, her boyfriend Nate Lowman, and his hat try to find barbershop quartet rehearsal in Paris on Saturday. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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The Rook, The Thief, His Wife, And Her Lover

1:48AM Brian Moylan | [Princess Coldstare Leigh Lezark looks just like a bird nesting in the front row of the Giambattista Valli Pret a Porter show in Paris today with Max Snow, Mary-Kate Olsen, and Margherita Missoni. Image via Getty]
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After Fashion’s Night Out, An Open Letter To Mary-Kate Olsen

8:29AM Chris | I went to Fashion’s Night Out at Bergdorf’s last night to see you bartend, but you were gone. Always wanted to thank you for that magical moment we shared at the Beatrice Inn. So I thought I’d do it here! More »
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Chris Brown Will Not Tolerate Oprah’s Lip

7:59PM Andrew Belonsky | Chris Brown has words for Oprah, Susan Boyle’s songs are beating Whitney and Russell Crowe wants to beat a gossip columnist. Oh, yes, it’s your Friday Gossip Roundup. More »
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Minka Kelly Does Not Care For Kate Hudson

10:17PM the cajun boy | A Kate Hudson/Minka Kelly catfight is brewing, Matt Damon gets fat, Mary-Kate and Ashley double date, Kourtney Kardashian gets knocked up, Sienna Miller takes the “Slinky Wizard” home, Seth MacFarland says Stewie is gay and Jaime Pressly pees in public. More »

Chinese Theatre Chewbacca Sought In Olsen Twins’ Star Defacing

4:14AM Seth | Violating an unspoken Hollywood rule of engagement—no matter how undeserving or mink-clad you might deem them to be, you never, ever scribble indelible unpleasantries on a celebrity’s Walk of Famestar—an unseen hand has written “FUR HAGS” beneath the names of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. An Olsen fan site attributes the defacing to PETA, who’ve pulled a similar stunt in the past on Sharon Stone’s star—but word on the street has it that local hot-headed reactionary Chewbacca was spotted fleeing the scene with a Sharpie clenched in one paw, shouting, “MRrraaawwwwahhwwgrrrraah,” which translates to, “You have the blood of a thousand Wookies on your hands, you unfeeling, stole-wrapped, two-headed Olsen monster!” More »

Good News For Drag Performers Working That Bag-Lady Aesthetic

4:50AM Kyle Buchanan | Olsen twins’ new career: judging drag queens on cable. [NYDN] More »

Mary-Kate Olsen Mistakes Nationwide Recession For Inexpensive Shopping Opportunity

4:53AM Kyle Buchanan | For some, the country’s economic dire straits mean job loss, financial cutbacks, and tough choices. Mary-Kate Olsen, however, believes that “the recession” is a hip new chain store akin to Fred Segal. More »

9:30AM Kyle Buchanan | You Got It, Dude? Have you ever wondered who among modern Hollywood’s stars could hold a pastie to the scantily-clad pinup models of the forties and fifties? Photographer Timothy White has, and for his new book, Hollywood Pinups, he recreated those bygone poses with stars including, uh, Full House star/avowed Spencer Pratt hater Mary-Kate Olsen. Bob Saget, avert your eyes; we have a feeling this one is going to give Gilbert Gottfried a lot of material. Click through for full-size. [Amazon] More »

While You Choke Down Your Ramen, Enjoy This List of Mega-Rich Tween Stars!

9:40AM Defamer Hollywood | There’s money in them thar tweens, and Forbes knows it. The magazine has just published its Rich Tween list, a ranked list of moneymakers who appeal to the elusive eight-to-14 demographic that is like, so over Spongebob. Coming in at #1 with $25 million is Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, who had middle school playgrounds abuzz with his daring take on Equus (coming to Broadway this fall!). But wait! Could a precocious teen starlet have tied him for the pole position? Where are the Olsens? The Jonases? The High School Musical-ites? More »