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People
The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
2:45AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay and Dina Lohan are pissed. Carly Simon wants to know where the Doritos are. Jon Gosselin has “mantrums”. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo’s Plastic Shiny Pink Birthday Meltdown
12:45AM Foster Kamer | Jessica Simpson’s breakup was caused by her idolatry of a plastic toy. Amy Winehouse has fun adventures with a private dick. Lindsay Lohan’s employed, Saved By The Bell, Charles Manson, Mary Cheney, and more. Here’s your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Fighting, F-cking, Death, And Debra Messing
12:32AM Richard Lawson | Mark Wahlberg finally gets to fight. Jenny Bicks is a writer you should be jealous of. People love a good real-life murder mystery, whether it’s set in Aruba or Colorado. And they love Debra Messing too. More »
Small Screen
Soon, Sarah Palin Will Launch A Celebrity Clothing Line
12:30AM Richard Lawson | A comedy gets a major cast, an HBO movie gets majorly political. A skater gets a reality show, as do many, many fashion people. Because they’re so interesting! Everyone watches TV on the internet now, especially Lost. More »
Big Screen
Brooklynite’s Overnight Success Keeps the Starbucks Jockey Screenwriting Dream Alive
5:12AM Defamer Hollywood | Having been in the showbiz world for just a few short weeks, Brooklyner Aaron Guzikowski is living the dream. He’s sold his hot suspense script Prisoners and now Mark Wahlberg’s gonna star! Jealous? More »
Jake Gyllenhaal To Continue His Illustrious Singing Career
3:44AM Defamer Hollywood | Casting has been announced for the movie version of Damn Yankees, the baseball musical. Jake Gyllenhaal will sing! Also in casting news are Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg, a Woody Allen movie, and Gossip Girl.
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Special Polo Lounge-Madness Edition
6:10AM STV | Went to the Polo Lounge this past Friday for lunch with a friend, fancy I know, but it was on his work account. Anyway… More »
Marky Mark Makes A Pee 2: The Ten-Finger Grip
3:02AM Seth | Marky Mark was snapped once again by a creepily urine-curious paparazzo, this time on a golf course. The tinkle-splattered bush in question was then pruned by an industrious caddy, who’ll later put the Ziploc-sealed clipping up for sale on eBay in a bogus charity auction for the nonexistent “Mark Wahlberg Incontinence Research Fund.” Don’t be fooled. More »
6:45AM Seth | Marky Mark Makes A Pee. Unfortunately he’s going to have finish that bottle of water in his other hand if he plans on spelling out the whole phrase “say hello to your mother for me.” High five! [Popsugar] More »
