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11:56AM Jess McGuire | Are you familiar with Ashley Cheadle? Apparently she’s a surfer chick who is the face of Billabong and occasionally acts, although in my mind she’s most famous for her stirring appearance in the late night Proactiv informercials. Anyway, she’s single and looking for Valentines Day looooove, fellas. But only if your name is not Mark Philippoussis.
Sydney surfer and actor Ashley Cheadle is in the market for love this Valentine’s Day – but she has no plans to get involved with love rat Mark Philippoussis again.
Poor The Poo. You break Delta Goodrem’s heart just once and you’re forever referred to as a “love rat” in the media.
And in Mark’s defence, I have it on good authority that he was most definitely single when he began hanging out with Paris Hilton. Or at the very least, his ex was pashing on with a cameraman at an awards ceremony around the same time, so he shouldn’t feel too bad about how things turned out.
Back to Ashley Cheadle. I hear you thinking “Involved with love rat Mark Philippoussis again? When were they ever involved?!”
Let’s hear it straight from the horse’s mouth. More »
Ashley Cheadle Rejects The Romantic Advances Of The Poo
11:56AM Jess McGuire | Are you familiar with Ashley Cheadle? Apparently she’s a surfer chick who is the face of Billabong and occasionally acts, although in my mind she’s most famous for her stirring appearance in the late night Proactiv informercials. Anyway, she’s single and looking for Valentines Day looooove, fellas. But only if your name is not Mark Philippoussis.
Sydney surfer and actor Ashley Cheadle is in the market for love this Valentine’s Day – but she has no plans to get involved with love rat Mark Philippoussis again.
Poor The Poo. You break Delta Goodrem’s heart just once and you’re forever referred to as a “love rat” in the media.
And in Mark’s defence, I have it on good authority that he was most definitely single when he began hanging out with Paris Hilton. Or at the very least, his ex was pashing on with a cameraman at an awards ceremony around the same time, so he shouldn’t feel too bad about how things turned out.
Back to Ashley Cheadle. I hear you thinking “Involved with love rat Mark Philippoussis again? When were they ever involved?!”
Let’s hear it straight from the horse’s mouth. More » 
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9:31AM Jess McGuire | Mark Philippoussis used to be a sportsman of some description, yeah? God, that seems so long ago. Now I just think of him as a champion ladykiller. Only a few weeks ago he split with his missus Siobhan Parekh, but The Poo isn’t the type to lay low and lick his wounds.
It’s been two weeks to the day since his split with model Siobhan Parekh was confirmed, and Greek-Aussie love god Mark Philippoussis has already found a new Aphrodite.
Oh yeah, did you know The Poo was Greek? No? Well, it’s true! So you can see what they did there with the Aphrodite reference! HAHAHAHA ETC!
As news of the Scud and his current squeeze – hairdresser Chantelle Theos – emerged yesterday, so too did photos taken last week of Parekh that did little to play down rumours of a big weight loss since her relationship of almost a year with the Poo ended.
Wait, do we still have to care about Siobhan Parekh and her weight even though she’s not dating The Poo?
Here’s where the story gets ridiculous. More »
The Poo Moves On With A Hairdresser!
9:31AM Jess McGuire | Mark Philippoussis used to be a sportsman of some description, yeah? God, that seems so long ago. Now I just think of him as a champion ladykiller. Only a few weeks ago he split with his missus Siobhan Parekh, but The Poo isn’t the type to lay low and lick his wounds.
It’s been two weeks to the day since his split with model Siobhan Parekh was confirmed, and Greek-Aussie love god Mark Philippoussis has already found a new Aphrodite.
Oh yeah, did you know The Poo was Greek? No? Well, it’s true! So you can see what they did there with the Aphrodite reference! HAHAHAHA ETC!
As news of the Scud and his current squeeze – hairdresser Chantelle Theos – emerged yesterday, so too did photos taken last week of Parekh that did little to play down rumours of a big weight loss since her relationship of almost a year with the Poo ended.
Wait, do we still have to care about Siobhan Parekh and her weight even though she’s not dating The Poo?
Here’s where the story gets ridiculous. More » And The ‘Headline Of The Decade’ Award Goes To…
1:15PM Clem Bastow | Congratulations to all involved at the news.com.au front page who came up with this most excellent headline to announce the tale of Mark Philippoussis’ surfing mishap at Bell’s Beach (his board was snapped by a freak wave and he had to seek refuge in a cave, apparently – it’s true, I am trying not to laugh as I picture that):
You should all be very proud of yourselves.
As should “Damo of Summer Bay”, from the comments on said story, who sums up the general reaction to the tale with the witty and incisive: “I bet the Scud’s girlfriend knew exactly how to treat those bruises and cuts for the Scud. She probably got all kitted up in her nurses uniform when they got home. Yeah Scud Yeah!”
Yeah, Scud, yeah, indeed. More » 
The Poo Finds Love Again With A Slightly Aged But Still Relatively Youthful Kitten
8:25AM Jess McGuire | Defamer Australia loves Mark Philippoussis and his turbulent love life.
Not too long ago, Mark turned to the power of reality television to find him some true romance, the general premise behind which being that The Poo would be given access to a group of “kittens” (ie. younger ladies) and a group of “cougars” (women of a more mature vintage) and select one lucky lady from amongst the pack to be his new paramour. More » 
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7:20AM Defamer Hollywood | · Remember that Tom Cruise guy? Black Book’s Carice Van Houten will be starring opposite him in Valkyrie, Cruise’s big Hitler-hunting comeback picture. [THR] · A big day in Cruise news: Daniel Snyder, who famously hooked up Cruise with some rent money and a theme-park greeter job when the actor was down on his luck after his dumping by Paramount, has bought Dick Clark Productions, producers of the Golden Globes. Ownership of Dick Clark himself was not transferred in the deal. [Variety] · Jack Black and director Todd Phillips are partnering for the Warner Bros. comedy Man-Witch, whose entire concept is encapsulated in those incredibly efficient hyphenated words. Also mistakenly purchased before the magic-related project were the rights to Manwich, the story of a average schlub’s love of Sloppy Joe-style sandwiches, when the Warner Bros. development executive yelped “We’re buying it if Jack Black is in it!” before allowing the writers to complete their pitch. [Variety] · NBC scores with their Dateline interview of Princes William and Harry, but our new favorite summer show, Kittens Vs. Cougars: The Battle To Bone Mark Philippoussis, premiered unimpressively for the network. [THR] · Disney signs Wild Hogs auteur Walt Becker to a first-look deal, where he will direct and produce a variety of John Travolta-starring comedy projects. [Variety] More »
The Poo Would Give Everything To The Right Teenage Girl
2:24PM Jess McGuire | It sounds like it could be the reality television show of the year. Australian tennis star Mark “The Poo” Philippoussis is looking for a partner, and he’s planning on hunting down his true love through the magical modern Cupid that is a reality television dating show. It’s called Age Of Love – although we would have called it Ace Of Love.
DO YOU SEE WHAT WE DID THERE?
According to reports…
In a slick new TV commercial in the US, Mark Philippoussis looks earnestly into the camera and proclaims: “When I do find the right person I will give everything to her”.
Swoon.
The ad is the launching pad for US TV network NBC’s slick promotional campaign for its new dating reality show, Age of Love, starring the Australian playboy and tennis star.
Philippoussis, 30, did not know it when he volunteered to sign up for the show, but the producers arranged for seven of the 13 desperately single American women competing for him to be aged over 40.
OVER FORTY? ARE YOU MAD, NBC? THOSE LADIES SHOULD BE IN A NURSING HOME, NOT FEELING UP OUR BELOVED SCUD! FIND HIM A MORE APPROPRIATELY AGED WOMAN (SIXTEEN TO NINETEEN) AT ONCE!
Philippoussis, who has always dated younger women, also has six hot bikini-clad babes aged in their 20s to choose from, but to make it tough, the producers, while the cameras were rolling, first introduced the man known as Scud to the more mature women.
He had just broken up with 19-year-old fiancee, Miami actress model-actress Alexis Barbara, so the older women came as a shock.
“I knew what he was walking into and he didn’t,” the show’s producer, JD Roth, said today.
“It was difficult for me to look him in the eye knowing how sincere he is and how he really wants to fall in love.
“He walked up that first night and was introduced to women all aged over 40 years old.
“He handled it very well.”
God bless The Poo, what a gentlemen. We are so very proud that he managed – for the sake of the show – to resist his natural and very reasonable urge to throw up upon making eye contact with the haggardly geriatrics. More » 