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Impared Vision Of Love

9:11AM Brian Moylan | [Can Mariah Carey see through her retro glasses that she is an old man the “Hey! Hey!” when leaving her hotel in London today? Image via INF
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Today A Musical War Is Waged For Gay America’s Soul

4:40AM Brian Moylan | This is a day that will go down in ginfamy (that is gay infamy) as the day that Mariah Carey, Madonna, Barbra Streisand and Britney Spears battled for supremacy in gay hearts and minds. Who will stand victorious? More »
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Robert Pattinson Doesn’t Understand Why Models Won’t Date Him

10:45PM the cajun boy | Robert Pattinson whines about not getting more hot chicks, Brad Pitt is a joint-rolling artist, Kate Major says boning Jon Gosselin was “amazing”, Mariah Carey disses the Grammys, Alicia Silverstone gets naked and David Cook is dating an older woman. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Teens Spontaneously Combust Over Zac And Vanessa’s Engagement

1:15AM Foster Kamer | Two teenage celebrities might be getting married, and therefore: doing it. Robert Pattinson’s life is invaded by aliens. Paula wants back on Idol, and I want back in the womb. Madonna, Sinatra, Spears, Spacey. Presenting your Monday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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Mischa Barton’s Meltdown Ends With A Celeb-Weekly Whimper

1:30AM Brian Moylan | When Mischa Barton got on the train to Cuckootown we thought she joined the ranks of Britney Spears and Mariah Carey. Not really, because people seemed to actually care about their public descent into madness. Is the celeb meltdown passe? More »
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You Will Never Unsee Mimi’s Revenge

8:25AM Alexia Tsotsis | After ex-boyfriend Eminem took a potshot at her on his new album Relapse, Mariah Carey decided to beat the rapper at his own multiple-personality game, by dressing as him on the NYC video shoot for her latest single, “Obsessed” yesterday. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Never Throw Your Drink At Anna Kournikova

10:01PM the cajun boy | Anna Kournikova viciously brawls with another woman in a Vegas club, Leighton Meester sings and acts in a video for Cobra Starship, Michael Jackson looked frail on stage at his concert rehearsals and Chris Brown gets shut down by Jay-Z. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

The Moon And The Stars Align Perfectly For Lindsay Lohan

9:54PM the cajun boy | Elle is letting LiLo off the hook over the jewels everyone seems convinced that she stole, two cops try to blackmail Sarah Jessica Parker/Matthew Broderick, Mariah Carey will star in a London play and Justin Timberlake loves tequila shots. align More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Brangelina Getting Married To Squelch Rumours Of Love’s Demise

9:01PM the cajun boy | Brad and Angelina are getting married in New Orleans, Brooke Shields settled with the National Enquirer for kidnapping her mother, Mariah Carey is getting fat, Pete Doherty shot up on a commercial flight, and Denise Richards is addicted to boob jobs. More »
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Lily Allen Dismisses Susan Boyle As Just Another Pretty Face

9:14PM the cajun boy | Lily Allen trashes Susan Boyle on Twitter, Jon and Kate face the “dark side of reality,” Katherine Heigl got fired from another project for being a diva, and Tori Spelling looks horrendous in a bikini. More »