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Marge Simpson’s Playboy Spread: Creepily Fanboyish

3:30AM Foster Kamer | If you’re going to have to report on someone’s nude spread, I guess I’m more comfortable objectifying Marge Simpson than an actual human being. Behold: the Marge Simpson Playboy Pics have leaked online. Are you ready to feel strange? More »
People

Jon And Kate’s Children Officially H8 Them

2:00AM Foster Kamer | Jon and Kate Gosselin completely suck at life. Michael Jackson was weird on The Simpsons. Weird! Weirdos will get off on Marge Simpson in Playboy. Carrey Mulligan? Emmy Rossum! Pervy Dr. Phil, many more. Presenting your Saturday Gossip Roundup: More »
People

Kelly Bensimon Needs A Smell Test

8:14PM Andrew Belonsky | Kelly Bensimon has odour issues. Marge Simpson will have a three-page Playboy spread. Isaiah Washington’s still having a hard time finding work. And Nicolas Cage has a lot of money the government wants. Enjoy your Friday gossip roundup! More »