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Flotsam & Jetsam
The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates Of Lindsay Lohan
3:00AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan’s career brings out the worst in Jewish Mother impulses. Brad Pitt busts himself up on a motorcycle, LADIES. The Rock shows true colours: stone cold asshole. Sienna Miller, Roman Polanski, Gays, Musicals: presenting your Monday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
Margaret Cho Gifts Miley Cyrus With Hit New Ballad ‘Chinky Eyes’
7:20AM Kyle Buchanan | If Miley Cyrus wants to make amends with the Asian community in the wake of her scandalous, slanty-eyed snapshots, perhaps she should ring up Margaret Cho, who’s just penned her a new tune. More »
Margaret Cho Still Desires X-Rated Eskimo Kiss From ‘Ultimate Misogynist’ Sarah Palin
6:50AM Kyle Buchanan | Last time we checked in on Margaret Cho’s Myspace, the comedienne was opining (as celebrities are wont to do) on vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin — namely, how Cho would erotically “steam up those glasses” should the two ever meet in a voting booth tete-a-tete straight out of Penthouse magazine. Some fans cried foul, accusing Cho of sexism, so she retired to her blog today to push the envelope even further while blaming others for anti-woman rhetoric: More »
Margaret Cho Disgusted At Jack Black’s Linens-Deficient Lifestyle
11:00AM Seth | · Seriously—one towel, Jack Black? We can’t even get one towel to stay securely wrapped around our waist after a shower; do you just wrap it around your head like a turban and prance around the house air-drying? What are we saying. Of course you do. [The Cho Show] · You know, we didn’t want to say it—but that All Growed Up feature on TMZ has felt a little phoned in as of late. [Jossip] · You’ve thrilled to A Very Brady Gangbang, now enjoy a similar blaspheming of your favourite monster family in This Ain’t The Munsters XXX. Be sure to browse the gallery. [Munsters XXX] · You’ve waited long enough: Ladies and gentlemen, Sanjaya’s Nationwide commercial debuted today. [Nationwide] · Finally, someone has mapped out The Periodic Table of Awesoments. [Dapperstache] More »
Margaret Cho Reveals Plans To Become 70-Year-Old Tattoo Lady
11:11AM Seth | On The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, Margaret Cho explains how she avoids the knife in favour of the needle. [Ellen] HBO orders a pilot from the Mr. Show guys. [THR] Is the Guitar Hero party over? [Idolator] Squint a little and you’ll get a picture of what Jakeypoo Gyllenhaal will look like in his 50s. [ONTD] You’d think someone 81-years-old with the wherewithal to build himself a “suicide robot” from the ground up would have something to live for. Also: Wouldn’t it be more accurate to just call it a “murder robot?” [Times Online] Behold the one Jared Leto poster that will not be adorning your 30 Seconds To Mars-groupie daughter’s wall. [moviesblog.mtv.com] More »
