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Miley Cyrus Will Leave The Stripping to Her New Underwear Model Boytoy

7:05AM Defamer Hollywood | Tween queen Miley Cyrus has a complicated relationship with her clothes: sometimes she’s lured out of them by unscrupulous Vanity Fair photographers, and sometimes she simply wants to eat the American Eagle t-shirt off her chest like any other 15-year-old girl. This rampant teen licentiousness has caused cultural stewards the world over to clutch their pearls, and now it seems that a defiant Cyrus has added a like-minded clothes-eschewer to her coterie: 20-year-old singing underwear model Justin Gaston, with whom she was just snapped at church. Is he Miley’s latest attempt to pander to the gays, or is this budding, bulging love? More pictures, video, and analysis, after the jump:

Davy Jones: They’re Real, and They’re Spectacular

5:05AM Defamer Hollywood | It’s apparently Male Pulchritude Day here at Defamer, and we could hardly let such a momentous holiday pass without a tip of the hat to erstwhile Monkee Davy Jones. It seems that when one shirt closes, another one opens, for the stunning new refusal of Mario Lopez to go barechested has been shown up by Jones’s surprising willingness to air out his rack in concert. The Daily Mail has all the age-inappropriate details (in an article helpfully titled, “Hey, Hey I’ve Got Man Boobs!”): More »

Chastened By ‘Chesthairgate,’ Mario Lopez Vows to Never Go Shirtless Again

3:30AM Defamer Hollywood | Though newly minted Extra host Mario Lopez may appear squeaky-clean, longtime readers of Defamer will remember the oh-so-smooth skeleton in his closet: Chesthairgate! Caught in a terrible lie about whether or not he shaves his chest (who can forget the plaintive Star magazine commenter “chris,” who said, “He talks about how religious he is, and has such a strong faith. Excuse me…since when is not being honest ok?”), Lopez suddenly found his most valuable physical asset the object of intense scrutiny. Now, as he ascends to the position of respected celebutainment anchorman, a cruel Lopez is threatening to take his smooth, smooth toys and go home: