RSS Feeds
|
US Edition
Babblebaby
|
Defamer
|
Gizmodo
|
Kotaku
|
Lifehacker
Results for posts tagged "madonna" on Defamer Australia.
Some are calling it a "public debut," and yet others simply view it as a rich guy getting good concert seats, but Alex Rodriguez's front-row hand-off of a water bottle to Madonna during her performance Wednesday night in Miami signalled something official in their long-rumoured, scandal-plagued courtship.
We all have Facebook status updates we'd like to take back or 3am emails we shouldn't have sent, but for Courtney Love, the bar for internet humiliation is considerably higher. Luckily, our girl Court is nothing if not ambitious on the self-immolation front, and over the weekend, she topped her "Yay for Proposition 8!" fiasco with around 40 blog posts on her Myspace page that hinted at suicidal feelings and a love of clothes. In other words: nothing new, but oh, the frequency! Now, Love has posted a Perez Hilton-directed epilogue in which she renounces blogging and blames the bad reception to her Myspaz on a whisper campaign started by Madonna:
Posted by Jess McGuire at 10:36 AM on November 12, 2008
It's a mistake we've all made. You go to greet a foreign guest at the airport and bring with you a didgeridoo as a welcome gift, only to discover later that there are male and female didgeridoos and you've given them an instrument of the wrong sex!
HAHAHAHAHA IF I HAD A DOLLAR, ETC!
Michael Gudinski, along with many other rock and roll types, has contributed a chapter to a new book called ROCK READER Underneath The Riffs and in it, he talks about the time he presented Madonna with a didgeridoo which was actually male.
I welcomed Madonna to Australia and told her we were going to make every effort to make the tour a very special one for her. I then got a quick photo - I never miss a photo opportunity - and presented her with the didgeridoo.
Hilarity, as you would expect, ensues.
Guy Ritchie was reunited today with his two sons (yes, even that turncoat Rocco) after weeks apart, but his estranged ex Madonna made sure that the happy meeting came attached to a brand-new set of strict stipulations. Though Autotuned utterances of "Contract, Guy, Contract" didn't seem to help her marriage any, the sinewy pop star hasn't demurred from the format, instead drawing up a list of 12 simple rules for seeing her pre-teen sons. The Daily Mail's got each one:
Now that Madonna has entered the "ex texting" part of her breakup with Guy Ritchie ("OMG Debi Mazar Hates U 2"), it's time for Hollywood's looky-loos to saddle up and choose a side. On Team Madonna, we have Yankee T-friendly Rocco, a concerned Gwyneth Paltrow, and Alex Rodriguez, whereas Team Guy consists of little but his Sherlock Holmes cast, a discarded British accent used by Madonna over the last decade, and maybe Sarah Palin? Someone should ask her! Now, Page Six breaks the news of two new celebs warming the bench for Madonna: Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld, who are loaning out their house so Madonna and A-Rod can get it on.
We thought every marriage had a graphically worded pact to spell out its sexual and emotional tenets, but apparently our families are in the minority with Madonna and Guy Ritchie. The authorities at The Sun today make quite a bit of the busted-up duo's "marriage contract," a list reportedly pinned around their residences lest Guy ever forget his responsibilities in the relationship — and putting down the toilet seat was the least of them.
Posted by Jess McGuire at 6:23 PM on October 28, 2008
Exciting news, pop fans! Apparently Madonna is bringing her latest Sticky And Sweet tour to Australia, which is something that'll no doubt thrill men around the country!
Hardcore fans of Madge who may or may not be members of that fabulous pink mafia known as The Gays TM will be ecstatic over the opportunity to see their icon give her first performances down under in fifteen years, whilst the lads physically attracted to Madonna (and willing to snuggle with gristle/schedule sex between her work outs at the gym/forsake sausages on Christmas Day a la Guy Ritchie) can duke it out with baseball player A-Rod for her affections. Perhaps the next Mr Ciccone will be an Aussie? IT'S POSSIBLE!
First Madonna was coming to Australia. And then she wasn't coming. Now this morning on Channel Seven's Sunrise Molly Meldrum confirmed that Madonna is infact bringing her Sticky And Sweet Tour to Australia after all, and it could be as early as January 2009.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ETC!
Another day, another approximately 12,000 steaming new dishes laid out in the ongoing Madonna/Guy Ritchie divörgåsbord, a sumptuous schadenfreude buffet. We highlight a few, for your gustatory enjoyment:
Ah, what a difference a divorce makes. To see Guy Ritchie's jubilant face on the occasion of his 40th birthday on September 10—just weeks after Madonna had embarked on her Men Are All Sickening, Selfish Pigs Tour—is to look into the toothy grin of freedom itself. Sure, he got perhaps one more African orphan out of the bargain than he had hoped for, but there was really no point in looking backwards now, was there? He was 40 (still relatively young), his career was right back on track, and he would never again be faced with daily surveys of the, "So which do you think—the embroidered python jodhpurs or the deconstructed parachute pants?"-variety.
