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Hard Newswoman Katie Couric Won’t Jump At Meaty A-Rod Exclusive Like Some Dish-Hungry Scoop-Ho

5:10AM Seth | At two weeks into your garden variety tabloid scandal, the regular spiel starts to get a little old—yes, yes, we know, that brainwashed third-baseman has been giving the aging pop diva the hot beef injection—and so new angles are required. For example, we have Page Six’s item today which claims Madonna has been “loving” the attention, and plans on hitting today’s All-Star game at Yankee Stadium. “‘She doesn’t care about the press it will get – she loves it,’ said a spy. ‘It just gets her more publicity for her upcoming Sticky and Sweet tour.’” How this spy managed to crack the complex Madonna Motivation code we’ll never know—but crack it they did! More »

Your Courtesy ‘What The Hell Is Going On Now In This MadgeRod CynthRavitz Clusterfuck’ Post

5:25AM Seth | We realise it’s challenging to keep up with this whole A-Rod/ Madonna/ affair/ divorce/ something-about-Lenny Kravitz business, a convoluted celebrity love-polygon which we wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn also involved Gary Coleman, Eliot Spitzer, and a Coors Light Twin. Still, you wouldn’t want to be caught at some swanky dinner party filled with effete liberal elites and not have your talking points straight. Here’s a round-up of the latest: A personal trainer present at the exact moment Kravitz learned he was embroiled in the primordial tabloid ooze said he “looked like he was going to throw up.” The link between he, Madonna, and A-Rod is manager Guy Oseary, who told Kravitz he was going to “pimp out” the singer and Yankee. Whatever that means, Kravitz disapproved of it, and fired the manager a couple weeks later. He claims to have never had an affair with Cynthia Rodriguez; this was just a retaliatory smear campaign. [NY Post] More »