made of honor

The Critics Speak: ‘Postal’ May Actually Be Better than ‘Sex and the City’

4:30AM Defamer Hollywood | We’ve been following the bouncing Uwe Boll for what seems like months now, but once the consummate self-promoter and sworn enemy of 279,452 filmgoers (and counting) wound up playing the victim in the Sunday New York Times, the shark was considered jumped. But an eagle-eyed tipster points out one of the more fascinating signs yet of the loathed filmmaker’s resurgence: On a week when his new film Postal has reportedly been banned from multiplexes, it’s also pulling a better Rotten Tomatoes score (33%) than “mainstream” offerings Made of Honor (12%), What Happens in Vegas (28%) and John Cusack’s bomb-to-be War, Inc. (23%). It’s also neck-and-neck with Sex and the City and a mere percentage point behind the tentpole Speed Racer, which is still stalled at the gate with 34% positive reviews. More »

‘Prince Caspian’ Rides Into Multiplex to Vanquish Everything In Sight

2:25AM Defamer Hollywood | Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your guide to what’s new, noteworthy and potentially toxic in weekend moviegoing. Today we survey the victims of Prince Caspian’s box-office menace (including a particular race-car driver still convalescing from last week’s pile-up), pick our first-ever foreign-language Underdog and browse the DVD shelves for potential Sunday-morning-hangover alternatives. As always, our opinions are our own but they are also 100% accurate, so plan accordingly! More »

Buns Of Steel

2:35AM Seth | 1. Iron Man – $100.75 million Just when a lackluster spring box office had Hollywood worried, Iron Man jets into town, slapping his Stark™ brass-rocket-parts on the table and daring all challengers to do the same. (Batman was game, though gave up ten minutes into an unsuccessful attempt at unbuckling his utility belt. The Hulk, meanwhile, turned a shade of greenish-red and slinked out of the room, years of performance-enhancing gamma ray abuse having taken an irreversible toll on the contents of those stretchy purple pants.) No question about it, Iron Man enters the Great Movie Summer of 2008 a fearsome, armor-clad conquistador. Among its record-breaking achievements: The second-highest grossing opening weekend ever for a non-sequel. The tenth-highest grossing opening weekend overall. The best opening ever for a Paramount live-action release (though the studio is only distributing and marketing it for Marvel Studios). The high-sheen, flame-resistant finish on the titanium-alloy cake? Iron Man’s wadded-up-script-missile-launching capabilities paid off with a movie worth watching. More »