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Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still A Spectacle
5:34PM Andrew Belonsky | 70 days after his death, Michael Jackson has finally been laid to rest. At once somber and extravagant, the event boasted sorrowful celebrities, an army of limousines, ushers dressed as cadets and even a conclusion of sorts. More »
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Blanket Baby Daddy Mystery Deepens, Needs To Stop
3:06PM Andrew Belonsky | Once in a great while a mystery will come along and captivate the world. Who shot JFK? Who shot Mr. Burns? And now, who shot it to make Michael Jackson’s youngest child, “Blanket?” More »
CBS Now Just Taunting Macaulay Culkin, Defamer
8:46AM Kyle Buchanan | When we noticed today that CBS 2 had made a completely inappropriate photo choice for its story on the death of Macaulay Culkin’s sister, we figured they’d eventually change it. But is this an improvement? More »
CBS Uses Classy Photo Choice to Imply Macaulay Culkin Killed His Sister
6:38AM Kyle Buchanan | Let it never be said that we don’t understand the value of a click-through. But, uh, KCBS 2, can we talk for a sec? More »
Dakota Culkin Killed By Car
2:35AM STV | It’s not a very good week to be a Hollywood sibling, with the Russian roulette death of Scott Ruffalo followed soon afterward by Dakota Culkin’s fatal encounter with a moving vehicle. More »The Five Words Defining Cannes ‘08: ‘Macaulay Culkin Group Sex Movie’
9:15AM Defamer Hollywood | Just when we didn’t think we could be muster interest in another dispatch from Cannes, along comes Spout’s resourceful Karina Longworth with five words: “Macaulay Culkin group sex movie.” Apparently Sex and Breakfast is among the hundreds of films screening at the Cannes market, featuring Culkin and Eliza Dushku (!) as a troubled Los Angeles couple consulting a sex therapist who prescribes open relationships to help liven things up. “After sex, I get this moment of clarity,” Culkin says in closing, something he’s likely pondered aloud before staring up a Peter Pan ceiling mural at Neverland Ranch. “Do you ever get that?” More »
