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Britney’s Mum Finally Admits That Meltdown Was All Her Fault
4:51AM Kyle Buchanan | There’s something about that wily British press that can extract a flat-out mea culpa from interview subjects where hundreds of American journalists have tried and failed. Frost did it with Nixon, and now the Daily Mail does it with Lynne Spears, mother of Britney. No doubt, a ragtag group of journalists and producers got together for months poring over their strategy, and now, finally, they have given Lynne the cross-examination she never had, producing the apology an entire country had been clamouring for: More »
Jamie Lynn Spears Pioneers Brand-New ‘Lipo While Pregnant’ Gambit
4:03AM Kyle Buchanan | It was just last December when knocked-up teen Jamie Lynn Spears attended a showing of knocked-up teen comedy Juno, and oh, how we all larfed! The parallels, they were strong! The imagined glances between Jamie Lynn and mum Lynne, so awkward! Now, though, Star is revealing an extra wrinkle that might have made that Juno viewing even more unbearable: you see, much like our homeskillet Juno MacGuff, Jamie Lynn originally thought she was carrying a “food baby.” Sadly, by the time she figured out it was a “baby baby,” she had already done something she probably shouldn’t have: More »
5 Unanswered Questions Prompted By ‘Britney: For the Record’
5:15AM Kyle Buchanan | After weeks of doling out clips to a Cheeto-starved global audience, MTV finally aired the paparazzi cautionary tale entitled Britney: For the Record in the US last night. “No topic was off limits,” boasted the introductory crawl. “No question went unanswered.” And no follow-up question went asked! Thus, we left the special with almost as many concerns as we had going in, including: More »
Lynne Spears Book Tour to Address The Real Victim: Lynne Spears
8:10AM Kyle Buchanan | It ain’t easy being Lynne Spears: sure, you can live off the wealth accumulated from your daughters’ hard work and sell their teen pregnancy secrets to OK! for a million dollars, but occasionally, people will think you’re a bad parent! That’s why it’s important for Lynne to set the record straight, and the Today Show gave her just the forum this morning. Hawking her book Through the Storm, Lynne discussed the perils of overexposing your children, something that will surely be nipped in the bud by her incredibly revealing tell-all about daughter Britney’s loss of virginity. Congratulations, Lynne: here’s your celebratory Cheeto. [Today] More »
Jamie Lynn’s Babydaddy Accused of Illicit Tongue-Touching
8:20AM Defamer Hollywood | Now that Britney’s sister Jamie Lynn Spears has just “had the damn Caesarian already,” you might think the 17-year-old would be free to raise her new baby in relative peace. Sadly, the newest issue of InTouch arrives bearing the.gift of postpartum depression; the magazine has alleged that babydaddy Casey Aldridge has been cheating on Jamie Lynn with an older woman, 28-year-old Kelli Dawson. They even have proof: incriminating pictures of the two touching tongues as though they were eight-year-olds who wanted to try out the exotic concept known as “french kissing.” Says the mag: More »
For First Interview In Two Years, Britney Spears Poses With Children, Cheetos
8:46AM Defamer Hollywood | After a brief, fruitful detour into Crazytown, pop starlet Britney Spears appeared to be on the mend: first there was the How I Met Your Mother cameo, then a sanity-spurred decline in baiting the paparazzi, then even a self-mocking MTV promo taped with Russell Brand! Things seemed to be going so well that we hardly batted an eye when OK! announced that Spears would be granting them her first interview in two years (after memorably storming out of her last encounter with the magazine). More »
Bible Publisher Set to Release The Lynne Spears Guide to Fucking Up Your Children
8:15AM Defamer Hollywood | Though they’ve already missed the perfect Mother’s Day window, publisher Thomas Nelson, Inc. has just released new information on a parenting guide/cautionary tale penned by Britney and Jamie Lynn materfamilias Lynne Spears and set for release next month. Dubbed Through the Storm, the book will no doubt prove instructive to any stage mother willing to milk her daughters for all they’re worth, subsequently ignoring them when their pregnancies/mental breakdowns interfere with a novelty T-shirt sale at Kitson (free out-of-season Uggs with any purchase!). Says Star Magazine:
The Paparazzi Take A Weekend Trip To Louisiana For Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Shower
4:10AM Molly Friedman | Baby showers tend to be happy, innocuous gatherings dabbled with smiley supportive friends, gushing family members and the occasional guest who clearly doesn’t want to be there. But when Juno Lynn Spears throws a big ol’ baby party down in sweet home Louisiana, party guests also include armed guards and security detail. Why? Well, big sis Britney came to town, bringing her best pair of booty shorts and that memorable messy blonde bun from her barefoot bathroom escapade days along. The rest of the guest list, including which family member was noticeably missing, after the jump. More »
Britney Spears’ Answer To Beating The Traffic Blues Includes Applying Makeup And Playing Bumper Cars
3:50AM Molly Friedman | Looks like last week’s news that the Britney Spears Comeback Tour were showing signs of slowing down were more prophetic than we thought. On Saturday night, Spears was on her way to break bread with her semi-estranged mother Lynne when she rear-ended a Nissan that stopped in traffic in front of her on the 101. The cause of the accident? Britney was applying her makeup while driving: “The guy she hit…says before the accident, he was admiring the white Mercedes and the woman putting on makeup while driving it. It wasn’t until after she hit him at an estimated 10-15 MPH that he realised the woman was Britney.” More details on the gurney-less accident after the jump. More »
