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Lourdes Is Almost As Powerful As Her Mother!

4:03PM Jess McGuire | You know what’s really messed up? I saw the front page of the brisbanetimes.com.au just then (what? I had to visit! I felt sorry for it now that the Courier Mail’s been sauntering around town bragging about how it has the bigger cock!) and my first thought when I saw the headline “Doctors’ panel won’t rule on Lourdes ‘miracles’” - - was “Oh my god! Madonna’s child has magical powers!” Which, weirdly, still actually works in a Catholic kind of way. I had Holy Water from Lourdes in a little Virgin Mary shaped bottle for 27 years, until my stupid dog ate the bottle and drank the water back in January. I tried to tell myself that this meant I now owned a miracle dog, but who am I kidding? The only Lourdes miracle I’m interested in is replacing my damn bottle without having to fly to France and cough up money for it. MORE: Doctors’ panel won’t rule on Lourdes ‘miracles’ More »

Madonna Slips Female Fan Some Tongue On Stage, Lourdes Asks ‘Is Mummy Gay?’

2:00AM Molly Friedman | Madonna can pretty much do whatever she wants at this point and the world will shrug its shoulders, whether she’s assaulting Justin Timberlake with needles or spreading her soon-to-be-50-year old legs on album covers. But the vocally-challenged icon has taken her recent trip down memory lane as a pansexual nympho to new heights by inviting a female fan on stage during her concert last night and pulling a repeat performance of Madonna And Britney Spit Swap. Why? As she put it, “Why do I have this relationship with France? I’m always drawn to working with French people – and frenching French people…Vive la France!” A closer look at the kiss step by step, plus suddenly gorgeous daughter Lourdes’ reaction, after the jump.