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Michael Jackson Lives! (Seriously, People Believe This?)

1:18PM Andrew Belonsky | People are stupid. Pure and simple. Take, for example, rumours circulating that Michael Jackson, like Tupac and Elvis, still walks among us. Why would people believe such an outlandish thing? Again: they’re stupid. And then there’s this… More »
Music

The Michael Jackson Memorial Clusterfuck

12:40AM Hamilton Nolan | Michael Jackson’s memorial service happens in LA today. Is it a media circus out there? Check out the elephants! Eh? Seriously, it sounds like the media equivalent of the Superdome after Katrina. A brief rundown of the clusterfuckery: More »
Small Screen

They Never Can Say Goodbye

8:23PM the cajun boy | Television reporters set up shop outside the Jackson family home in Encino. Los Angeles is going to spontaneously combust today. Mark my works. (AP/Jason Redmond)
People

Creepy Job Listing Of The Day

6:15AM Pareene | Do you need a job? Are you a young woman with “both head and body shots”? Do you have great hands? We have a job for you! You’re gonna love it! More »

Local Politician Relays Traffic, Bomb Scare News Via Facebook Status Update

8:37AM Seth | L.A. City Council president Eric Garcetti’s Facebook status: “Eric Garcetti suggests you avoid Sunset Blvd in Hollywood for a while. Suspicious package at Bernstein High has area closed down. On scene. 31 minutes agoMore »