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Free Spirited Isabel’s Free Spirited Fashion Sense Confuses The Yanks
8:50AM Clem Bastow | Pretty little Isabel Lucas, who has decamped to the States while on a break from saving whales and dolphins and washing her face in rose petals and moondust, has been spending more and more time with ladies’ man Adrian Grenier lately.
In fact, the pair just attended the Kentucky Derby together, and it seems the US fashionistas weren’t powerful impressed with Lucas’ choice of frock – and neither, it seems, was Grenier, judging by his expression in this shot:
He looks like he’s fighting to stave off an epileptic fit or a particularly overwhelming wave of nausea. Or maybe he’s just trying to remember the last time he washed and shaved. She is wearing a tone of matte brown lipstick (likely called “Coffee Bean”, “Toasty” or “Mocha Surprise”) that was last popular in uptown LA in 1993.
Who wants to bet that Lucas is the sort of lass who’d make you a homemade dream catcher for your birthday, and give it to you with a card featuring a Native American Indian homily on it, and then you’d wake up in the middle of the night and she’d be standing next to your bed, “reading your aura”? More » 
Kate Moss ‘Officially’ Freed From Pete Doherty; Rejoicing In The Streets, Free Ice-Cream For All Children And Other Living Things
12:18PM Clem Bastow | It seems Kate Moss’ relationship with The Kills’ Jamie Hince is going rather well, with our favourite supermodel apparently telling her “Primrose Hill set” pals that the pair are “engaged”.
Please read on while we take a moment to whoop and spin around while clapping our hands.
Sources close to 33-year-old Kate, said that Sunday’s engagement isn’t formal but it’s Kate’s way of showing her love for Jamie – who she has been dating for a few weeks – and also her way of letting former love, rocker Pete Doherty, know that it is over between them – for ever.
Kate reportedly told friends: “I love Jamie so much – we’re engaged!”
The night before her bold statement, Kate and The Kills guitarist Jamie, 39, attended a friend’s wedding and spent the night getting closer than ever.
“Getting closer than ever” apparently involved bonking for 12-hours straight, or something, during which Kate informally popped the question.
Even though we’re slightly bittersweet about all this (we always wanted Kate to reunite with Jefferson Hack and make more obscenely cute children), anything’s better than seeing her with that slimeball Doherty again (who, incidentally, was spotted on the same night, getting closer than ever to a potplant before tipping its contents on his head and then informally proposing to a horse and cart). More » 
Our Shoddy Photoshop Skills Prove Prescient In Picking Idol Romances
11:47AM Clem Bastow | Turns out Marty was copping a feel of Idol’s Lana, as we surmised a week or so ago, as Kyle Sandilands got Marty to admit (in a round-about way) on his radio show.
Lana, who was booted on Monday night, has admitted she will “keep in touch” with the surfer dude and Police fan, which is code for “we will be having lots of R-rated iChat sessions when my parents are out of the house”.
The Idol judge said he asked Marty if he was “going the distance” with little Lana, 17, because everyone was talking about it – and the singer’s response was, “Yeah”.
Lana admitted there was an attraction between the pair. But she said nothing happened besides “a couple of cuddles”.
“A couple of cuddles”?! Judging by Matt Corby and Brianna “Quirky” Carpenter’s fast hands in the spa-bath, which were brushed off as just fun between mates, lord knows what “a couple of cuddles” could stand for!
If only Idol itself could be as entertaining on-screen as this year’s off-duty escapades. More » 