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Attention Single People Of Melbourne!
9:14AM Jess McGuire | If your Facebook interests include hot divorcees, reading the papers, and pronouncing the names of world leaders correctly and without any hesitation whatsoever, then you may just be the perfect partner for Channel 10 newsreader Helen Kapalos. The Daily Telegraph sadly reports that the “news stunner” is – GASP – unable to find a lover!
The man-drought plaguing Sydney is sweeping the whole nation, with former Nine newsreader Helen Kapalos admitting she’s hit a dry spell in Melbourne.
The Channel 10 presenter said she hasn’t had a date since splitting from her husband two years ago.
Two whole years after calling it quits with your spouse? My, I can see why the Daily Telegraph is so concerned – it’s a well known medical fact that lady gardens grow wild when left unattended, and it only takes a year or so of neglect before the entire area becomes an impenetrable fortress of weeds and stinging nettles, and… erm… where was I? I’m not sure if I’m using metaphor anymore, or just being revolting.
ANYWAY! Focus on the good news – there’s a spunky news reader out there who is apparently gagging for it. Hop to it, lads… and be sure to thank rsvpconfidential.com.au for the tip!
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