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10:22AM Jess McGuire | Thank you, thank you, thank you to the dude who gave me the heads up about this. ?olcats, which claims to be English translations of Warsaw Pact Lolcats, is my new favourite blog. IT IS AMAZING.
Here is an example of its genius.
“Mother, if my constitution is unfit for gymnast… The grist mill shall become my pommel horse and daily labor my reward!”
This site has made my Tuesday.
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Cease Your Protests, The Deal Is Done! You Are To Make A Fine Wife For Uncouth American Businessman!
10:22AM Jess McGuire | Thank you, thank you, thank you to the dude who gave me the heads up about this. ?olcats, which claims to be English translations of Warsaw Pact Lolcats, is my new favourite blog. IT IS AMAZING.
Here is an example of its genius.
“Mother, if my constitution is unfit for gymnast… The grist mill shall become my pommel horse and daily labor my reward!”
This site has made my Tuesday.
MORE: ?olcats – English translations of Warsaw Pact Lolcats
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LOLCATS Are Dead, Long Live LOLMETAL
10:28AM Jess McGuire | Frankly, if you’ve been on the internet at all over the last year (and as you are reading this online, we’ll presume you have been) you need no introduction to the concept of LOLCATS.
Now the world wide web offers up LOLMETAL.
See them all for yourself. More » Doherty’s Crackhead Cat Forces UK’s “Quality” National Broadsheet To Employ LOLCAT-Based Reportage
9:47AM Clem Bastow | It’s a dilemma plenty of fine publications have found themselves in: a flashy tabloid peer announces that the RSPCA has removed a kitten from its owner – allegedly one Pete Doherty – after the kitty chowed down on crack; broadsheet is left scratching head and wondering just how they will one-up their colourful half-sized counterpart.
In the case of The Guardian, the solution to the problem is simple: LOLCATS.
A LOLCats dramatisation of Pete Doherty’s crackhead cat. Graphic: Kelly Nestruck
So, you’re a junkie. You love to spend the best part of your waking hours (roughly 21 out of every 24) doing drugs any which way you can, be it up the nose, bum or in between the toes in order not to ruin your otherwise porcelain-like complexion. You get so obsessed with drugs you forget your mother’s birthday. Is it really that unlikely then that you’d want to share your habit with your cat?
Apart from the sheer genius of the whole thing, we especially love that there must’ve been a chance a reader might’ve assumed LOLCAT in question really is Doherty’s, sending a distress signal via ICanHasCheezburger.com, so the Guardian has tagged the pic with some helpful captioning – or should we say CAT-tioning? Ohh lordy, it’s going to be a looong day…
More » If LOLCATS Are Getting Old, Try LOLPRESIDENTS.
4:44PM Jess McGuire | Thanks to reader John for the heads up!
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