liz smith
4:07AM Defamer Hollywood | Our tireless observation of the Liz Smith Dirty Old Lady beat has yielded its second bounty in a week, with the lesbian gossip icon waxing fanciful about Nicole Kidman’s glorious, supple, unaugmented breasts. “I do recall Nicole saying to me in the distant past that she always felt she wasn’t well-endowed and she wished she were,” Smith wrote today on her site Wowowow, directing readers to a photo of her and Kidman. “Does this look like a girl who needed breast surgery? No, this is Nicole all natural as the good Lord made her at the Vanity Fair party Oscar night. I admire a fine belle poitrine as much as anyone, but I can’t stand these added-on half grapefruits that look as unnatural as can be. I have known Nicole for a long time now and her natural assets were quite good enough to start with.” No fans of bolt-ons ourselves, we’re happy to have at least this modest overlap in taste in common with our hero; really, for a while there we thought we’d lost her. [Via Queerty] More »
4:07AM Defamer Hollywood | Our tireless observation of the Liz Smith Dirty Old Lady beat has yielded its second bounty in a week, with the lesbian gossip icon waxing fanciful about Nicole Kidman’s glorious, supple, unaugmented breasts. “I do recall Nicole saying to me in the distant past that she always felt she wasn’t well-endowed and she wished she were,” Smith wrote today on her site Wowowow, directing readers to a photo of her and Kidman. “Does this look like a girl who needed breast surgery? No, this is Nicole all natural as the good Lord made her at the Vanity Fair party Oscar night. I admire a fine belle poitrine as much as anyone, but I can’t stand these added-on half grapefruits that look as unnatural as can be. I have known Nicole for a long time now and her natural assets were quite good enough to start with.” No fans of bolt-ons ourselves, we’re happy to have at least this modest overlap in taste in common with our hero; really, for a while there we thought we’d lost her. [Via Queerty] More »
Liz Smith Will Sleep With Anybody But Gossip Bloggers
3:11AM Defamer Hollywood | In a candid interview befitting her 85 years of Earthly service, gossip matron Liz Smith holds forth in the Observer this week on subjects ranging from the good old docile days of entertainment reporting, her loyal ghostwriters “longtime assistants” Mary Jo and Dennis and the hippie scum that devastated her club-society utopia in the late ’60s. Oh, and she’s horny: [Smith's memoirs] made waves because Ms. Smith had admitted to affairs with women, including longtime partner Iris Love, though it’s also filled with tales of being hit on and dating and marrying men. “And then some Web site comes along and says, ‘Liz Smith will sleep with anybody,’” she said. “And I thought this was funny, and great, but I was thinking, wow, how times have changed! Not very long ago you would never have printed that about somebody unless you had something on them. Because they would have sued you for it. … More »
