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Small Screen
1:10PM Jess McGuire | Karl Stefanovic’s post-Logies state seems to have won the man quite a few admirers – including Channel Nine management. Yes, the folks in charge at Nine are apparently planning on giving Stefanovic the plum job currently held by Tracy Grimshaw, the host A Current Affair. More »
Karl Stefanovic No Doubt Cracking Open The Champers As We Speak
1:10PM Jess McGuire | Karl Stefanovic’s post-Logies state seems to have won the man quite a few admirers – including Channel Nine management. Yes, the folks in charge at Nine are apparently planning on giving Stefanovic the plum job currently held by Tracy Grimshaw, the host A Current Affair. More » 
Small Screen
11:14AM Jess McGuire | Yesterday Defamer Australia (thanks to the video uploading mad skills of Crikey) showed you footage of Karl Stefanovic’s post-Logies performance on The Today Show. It was an impressive display of slow talk and trying to stay upright, and I think he actually made a pretty good effort to hide how shitfaced he really was. He failed, of course. But he tried. More »
Karl Stefanovic Sorry For “Tired And Emotional” Performance On Today Show
11:14AM Jess McGuire | Yesterday Defamer Australia (thanks to the video uploading mad skills of Crikey) showed you footage of Karl Stefanovic’s post-Logies performance on The Today Show. It was an impressive display of slow talk and trying to stay upright, and I think he actually made a pretty good effort to hide how shitfaced he really was. He failed, of course. But he tried. More » 
The Today Show Spreads Some Christmas Cheer
4:35PM Jess McGuire | Reader Luke sent me this video – it is amazing and hilarious and completely heartbreaking.
Currently on the Today Show, there’s a competition involving some BIG CHRISTMAS PRIZES. In order to win, you need to register with the show, and if you get a phone call during the program, you must answer it within five rings with the words “I wake up with Today” and then Channel Nine’s breakfast telly stars Lisa Wilkinson and Karl Stefanovic will give you the prize, and oh! Oh! What a happy day!
Not such a feel good segment if you fuck it up, however. Take this morning’s on air tears as a nice example.
We’ve been on since 5:30am, bitch! Get with the program!
Poor, poor woman. Still, Karl’s going to whack together the best damn hamper he can for you. That’s nearly as good as a prize worth $20,000?
Thanks for the tip off, Luke!
UPDATE: ARGH! It seems the video has been pulled! WHY? It’s the feel good moment of the year! I’ve still got the YouTube page open from earlier today and can still watch it, over and over, and I’m never closing that window again.
UPDATE II: All seems to be well, it was just some temporary insanity. Revel it the goodness! More » 