6:10AM Defamer Hollywood | Remember, Lisa Marie Nowak, adult-undergarment-wearing, crazy-in-love astronaut? When Toni Collette finally gets the call for
Breaking Orbit: The Lisa Marie Nowak Story, this clip of her asking to be freed of her cumbersome electronic ankle monitor will help the actress more fully inhabit the surefire Emmy-winning role.
“Hey, that
Hannah Montana show/
Law & Order: Criminal Intent episode sounds a lot like
my idea for a
secret-rockstar-in-high-school show/third-place-winning
script contest entry!” say aggrieved writers in different stages of the tilting-at-studio-windmills process.
Don’t watch this if you’d like to avoid seeing moving images of Jack Nicholson eating a sandwich while shirtless.
The Dirty Sanchez crew is including
a barf bag with their DVDs; don’t be surprised if their stateside competitors decide to up the ante by packaging a fart mask in a special directors’ cut of
Jackass 2.
The world held its breath when
Katie Holmes nearly fumbled Suri while twisting an ankle in Paris, but quickly exhaled once it saw that her omnipresent baby-retention team was on hand to make sure no harm could come to the infant.
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