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Dina Lohan: Lindsay Punched Me In The Face

8:09PM Azaria Jagger | Dina Lohan recounts corporal punishment at daughter Lindsay’s hands, Tom Cruise converses with doorknobs, Natalie Portman wishes she didn’t take it off. Come, stroke the supple hide of today’s gossip. More »
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Lindsay Lohan Is Back On Boys

3:05AM Brian Moylan | Looks like has-bian Lindsay Lohan has made the switch again — this time for a famous man. Also are Jude and Sienna back together? Is Mischa back on the sauce? Is Piven growing man boobs? Questions answered in today’s gossip. More »
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The Victor And The Spoiled

2:09AM Brian Moylan | [Lindsay Lohan celebrates Jessica Meisels, who found her BlackBerry, which she lost for the nine millionth time at Richard Branson's Rock the Kasbah party in L.A. last night. Image via Getty]
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The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates Of Lindsay Lohan

3:00AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan’s career brings out the worst in Jewish Mother impulses. Brad Pitt busts himself up on a motorcycle, LADIES. The Rock shows true colours: stone cold asshole. Sienna Miller, Roman Polanski, Gays, Musicals: presenting your Monday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed Again, Just Like You

9:16PM Azaria Jagger | Simpson-Wentz loses her role on Melrose. Madonna is building a school in Malawi. Lindsay Lohan coaxed a nightclub into lifting its ban on her presence. Come, experience the thrills of Friday’s gossip! More »
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Amy Winehouse’s Dad Thinks Her Knockers Are Great

9:20PM Azaria Jagger | Mitch Winehouse thinks Amy’s rack was worth the rumoured $US56,000 cost of silicone. Obama Girl is mauled by a light fixture at that one ubiquitous press junket in Jamaica. Welcome to today’s gossip! More »
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Lindsay Lohan And Donatella Versace, Separated At Birth

1:52AM Brian Moylan | Everyone is freaking out because Lohan and Versace look exactly the same. Also, Nicole Ritchie’s baby appears, Kate is plus eight nightmares, and Hulk Hogan’s suicide. Welcome to Wednesday’s gossip gems! More »
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The Erratic Driving Behaviors Of Stephanie Pratt

2:30AM Foster Kamer | Stephanie Pratt, sister to creepy blondebeard Spencer, got DUI’d. Roman Polanski got out of jail! Kinda. Mickey Rourke, mobster groupie? Penn Badgley should huff paint. Pam Anderson’s big train and Tommy Lee’s big wang. Presenting your Sunday Gossip Roundup! More »
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Michael Lohan’s Concern For Lindsay Lohan Is A Bad Omen For All

2:45AM Foster Kamer | Michael Lohan’s worried about his daughter. Situation: critical. Robert Pattenson’s mum hates you. Who sucks more? Jon Gosselin or TLC? Tina Fey’s virginity, Madonna’s neighbour relations, Kardashian arse..ian…and much much more. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »