8:00AM Molly Friedman | Oh Ellen Page. Why must you make it so easy to spark lesbionic rumours after every public appearance, from
outfits showcasing your boyish frame, hiring a Power Lesbian publicist to
defend your Non-Power Lesbian status, and showing Jay Leno and the country
just how masculine your workout moves are? Not to mention that business of stroking your phantom goatee during the macho exercises in question? Adding more flame to the female-loving fire, Page is currently filming Whip It! in Michigan alongside Drew Barrymore in the newly single actress’ directorial debut. And after hearing the
trajectory of Page’s star character Bliss, including every budding
Chic Lesbian’s preference of roller derby races over that superficial tradition of beauty pageants (note: we are just imagining what Ellen’s Us-recruited body language expert would “think”), we can’t exactly believe with certainty that Page isn’t a member of Closeted Hollywood. Not to mention these photos of the Diablo-spawned prodigy on set looking her makeup-free, greasy-haired, baggy sweatpants-wearing finest:
