lenny kravitz
So Sherri Shepherd, Mariah Carey, Lenny Kravitz, And Mo’Nique All Walk Into A Sundance Movie…
9:00AM Kyle Buchanan | What distinguishes Push: Based on a Novel By Sapphire from every other Sundance movie? Let’s start with Mariah Carey sporting the faintest hint of a moustache and go from there.
The Madonna/Guy Ritchie Divorce: A User’s Guide
2:00AM STV | So the Sun, England’s most tasteful, reputable daily tabloid, sent word around late Tuesday that Madonna and Guy Ritchie will officially divorce by the end of the year. (”They can’t bear the pretence!”) We unpacked our grain of salt while sorting through the months of rumours preceding this one, but with everyone from the AP to Time hitching on and the singer’s exasperated rep admitting, “We’re not going to know anything until the US wakes up,” all public signs indicate this is finally it. After the jump, a quick recap of how we got here, and what’s likely next.
Your Courtesy ‘What The Hell Is Going On Now In This MadgeRod CynthRavitz Clusterfuck’ Post
5:25AM Seth | We realise it’s challenging to keep up with this whole A-Rod/ Madonna/ affair/ divorce/ something-about-Lenny Kravitz business, a convoluted celebrity love-polygon which we wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn also involved Gary Coleman, Eliot Spitzer, and a Coors Light Twin. Still, you wouldn’t want to be caught at some swanky dinner party filled with effete liberal elites and not have your talking points straight. Here’s a round-up of the latest: A personal trainer present at the exact moment Kravitz learned he was embroiled in the primordial tabloid ooze said he “looked like he was going to throw up.” The link between he, Madonna, and A-Rod is manager Guy Oseary, who told Kravitz he was going to “pimp out” the singer and Yankee. Whatever that means, Kravitz disapproved of it, and fired the manager a couple weeks later. He claims to have never had an affair with Cynthia Rodriguez; this was just a retaliatory smear campaign. [NY Post] More »
