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Small Screen
The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Moolah
3:18AM Brian Moylan | Learning about how much the stars of The Hills make will make you want to vomit. If it doesn’t make you want to vomit, it will surely make you want be on TV. Both are appropriate reactions. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Kate Moss’ Cocaine Isn’t Safe When Amy Winehouse Is Around
10:12PM the cajun boy | Amy Winehouse reached into Kate Moss’ handbag and stole her cocaine, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush break up, Madonna’s love faxes from the early 90s emerge, Tobey Maguire’s mum and brother get a reality show and Mischa Barton goes home. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Tom Cruise Defies The Gravity Of Katie Holmes And Their Destiny Child
2:30AM Foster Kamer | Where Tom Cruise and Beyonce meet in the middle. Where Jennifer Anniston terrifies West Villagers with her half-speed biological clock. Where Jon Gosselin’s girlfriend terrifies virginal high school boys. Where Andy’s Dick’s Little One speaks. Your Saturday Late-Edition Gossip Roundup: More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl
12:30AM Foster Kamer | Harry Potter and Gossip Girl finally meet in the middle, Jon Gosselin wants to capitalise on the worst fashion trend in the History of the Universe, Robert Pattinson’s good in bed, Jim Carry’s a scary grandparent, and celebrity DUI time! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Leonardo DiCaprio Just Can’t Stop Kicking Supermodels To The Curb
9:40PM the cajun boy | Leo the Great dumped Bar Refaeli, Britney Spears is banging her agent at William Morris, Miley Cyrus dumped her boyfriend and is after Nick Jonas, Lauren Conrad’s new novel will be horrendous, and David Carradine bought lots of sex toys. More »
Small Screen
David Letterman’s Underminey Digs At Lauren Conrad
7:05PM Ryan Tate | Lauren Conrad’s most recent and, let’s face it, quite possibly last appearance on the Late Show was an odd cocktail of passive-aggressive barbs and ribald, lusty commentary from host David Letterman. More »
Why Does MTV Still Pretend That the ‘Hills’ Girls Go to Work?
5:20AM Kyle Buchanan | A frequent viewer of The Hills once explained it to us as “Professional wrestling, but for women. You know it’s fake, but you want to keep up with the storylines anyway.” Perhaps that’s why MTV continues to ignore the actual, tabloid-documented reality of what has happened to its successful stars in favour of an increasingly more laughable alternate universe where all four women are still struggling 9-to-5ers. Today brought two more examples of their tomfoolery:
David Letterman Stages a Lauren Conrad Intervention
2:51AM Kyle Buchanan | On The Hills, Lauren Conrad can usually end an awkward situation by staring into the middle distance as the Black-Eyed Peas take us to commercial, but on last night’s Late Show, she had to simply sit there and take it as David Letterman suggested an alternate take on all the friend drama Conrad’s been through. “Maybe you’re the problem,” he said. More »
Even Ellen’s Visual Aids Can’t Help Audrina Make Sense of Lauren’s Fling with Justin Bobby
9:00AM Kyle Buchanan | After so many seasons of shared LOLs, the relationship between Hills stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge appears to have come to an unfortunate, WTF-tinged end. Rumors are flying that Conrad betrayed her friend by hooking up with Patridge’s vacant, hirsute ex-boyfriend Justin “Bobby” Brescia, and today, Patridge took to the Ellen DeGeneres Show to further fan the flames. A clearly mystified DeGeneres tried to sort out the “who’s zooming who” particulars with the help of some visual aids, but only a Hills aficionado could make sense of a backstory so simultaneously convoluted and uneventful. Still, all the Dermalogica face cleanser in the world can’t hide Patridge’s newfound loneliness. Stay strong, auburn-haired one! [The Ellen DeGeneres Show] More »
