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The Sad Reality of Joaquin Phoenix’s Act
3:29AM Defamer Hollywood | The never-ending parade of miseries that is Joaquin Phoenix’s is-he-or-isn’t-he trip from retiring actor to budding rapper rumbles on. In this chapter, he fights a heckler at a Miami show. More »
Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Renew Their Vows
11:40AM Jess McGuire | Awww, if this isn’t the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard… Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony have taken time out of their busy schedules to renew their wedding vows in the city of temporary love Las Vegas.
Hmm, upon reflection, it isn’t the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard. That would have to be the tale of the chimpanzee who is raising white tiger cubs in South Carolina, but hey, this is a story, it involves a few famous people, and we’ve got nothing on. Let’s investigate. More » 
Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: ‘I Now Realise I’ve Been Punk’d By An 11-Year Old’
9:30AM Molly Friedman | At long last, Dina Lohan has figured out a way to put all those rumours about her fictional former career as a Rockette to rest. In a clever and trademark bout of not-so-subtle child manipulation, Dina arranges for the always-bored Cody to publicize her very own Vegas show starring Dina, her jazz hands, and a pair of leggings that look suspiciously like a knock-off of Lindsay’s blow job-ready version. With Ali’s career at its inevitable standstill, Dina decided to show her little ones how a real stage star gets the job done: con your child into playing PR boy for your otherwise blip on glitter-dusted Vegas’ star-studded radar, and feign shock and scorn for the cameras after Cody’s adorable promotional fliers are hung all over town. And still, amidst all the excitement of Dina’s return to solo stardom, we viewers learned yet another essential trifecta of lessons on how to belittle your son, blow off pony-tailed Carlos Leon-wannabes who just want a piece of your delicious arse and, of course, dance like it’s 1989: More »
