4:37AM Defamer Hollywood | Yesterday, the internets were
ablaze with rumours (well, really,
one rumour) that allegedly gender-shuffling
Matrix co-director Larry Wachowski had finally completed a long-whispered-about sex change, opting to spend the rest of his life as a woman named Lana who would haunt the dreams of every embattled publicist unlucky enough to be assigned to subsequent Wachowski Family films. Troubled by the swiftly spreading report, Fox 411’s Roger Friedman put in some calls, and today is satisfied that
Larry is still happily beschlonged:
On Wednesday, I had lovely chats with people at the sound studio in Germany where the Wachowskis have been making the live action version of the Japanese cartoon “Speed Racer”. The folks I spoke to got quite a kick out of the whole thing.
I asked one man in building operations, “Have you seen Larry lately? Does he have breasts now, as rumoured? Is he wearing a dress, wondering if it’s making him look fat?”
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