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Radio
9:02AM Jess McGuire | Remember during last year’s Big Brother when Sonia Kruger gave Defamer Australia a nice shout out on the radio, and we were all “WE LOVE YOU, SONIA! WE ARE YOUR BFFS FOREVS!” and then basically we spent the rest of the year worshipping and defending Sonia? Somewhere along the line we got distracted by Natalie Bassingthwaighte’s psychotic eyes and Facebook friendship, which led to yesterday’s remark that The Bass was our new showbiz BFF.
Well, guess who just got in touch? More »
Welcome Back To My Heart, Sonia Kruger!
9:02AM Jess McGuire | Remember during last year’s Big Brother when Sonia Kruger gave Defamer Australia a nice shout out on the radio, and we were all “WE LOVE YOU, SONIA! WE ARE YOUR BFFS FOREVS!” and then basically we spent the rest of the year worshipping and defending Sonia? Somewhere along the line we got distracted by Natalie Bassingthwaighte’s psychotic eyes and Facebook friendship, which led to yesterday’s remark that The Bass was our new showbiz BFF.
Well, guess who just got in touch? More »
Small Screen
2:15PM Jess McGuire | Oh man! If you’re a fan of Channel Seven’s The Morning Show and you’re a fan of former (or is he back in it now? I can never remember) Boyzone member Ronan Keating – and let’s face it, the two pretty much go hand in hand – you’re about to shit yourself with glee.
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Ronan Keating To Host The Morning Show In April
2:15PM Jess McGuire | Oh man! If you’re a fan of Channel Seven’s The Morning Show and you’re a fan of former (or is he back in it now? I can never remember) Boyzone member Ronan Keating – and let’s face it, the two pretty much go hand in hand – you’re about to shit yourself with glee.
More » Meet Defamer Australia’s New Work Experience Kid
2:45PM Jess McGuire | Yesterday when I loudly announced on Defamer Australia that I had a message for Larry Emdur, I didn’t actually expect to get a response from the man himself. But guess what? Larry sent me an email later that afternoon and just about made my day, I tells you.
Hey Jess. !!!
Thanx heaps for the message. I really appreciate it, especially as you’ve busted away from your normal format to deliver a silly personal message. If anyone ever wants me to forward on a message to you I promise I will…..with bells on!!.
Happy bloody new year and all that stuff.
Larry
Isn’t that pretty much the loveliest thing evs? And it appears to have come from a genuine Channel Seven address, so I declare it to be legit. And you know what that means, don’t you?
IN 2009, PLEASE SEND ALL CORRESPONDENCE FOR DEFAMER AUSTRALIA TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS
JESS MCGUIRE
C/O LARRY EMDUR
CHANNEL SEVEN SYDNEY
PO BOX 777
PYRMONT, NSW 2009
Thank you. And thank you, Larry Emdur. Defamer Australia still thinks they should have picked you as the new Dancing With The Stars host (sorry, Daniel MacPherson!)
More » Attention Larry Emdur – Defamer Australia Has A Message For You
8:58AM Jess McGuire | And when I say we have a message for Larry Emdur, I don’t mean in the sense that I’m about to give him career and/or life advice in the form of an open letter. I mean it in the receptionist way.
Someone just emailed me a message for Larry Emdur, and since it’s the festive season and thus the only time of year I feel the urge to do anything good for someone else’s sake, I am going to republish the request here on the off chance Larry is a regular Defamer Australia reader.
Oh, who am I kidding? He’s not – but maybe one of his “people”/someone who met someone who knows one of his “people” could pass this on?
trying to make contact with Larry Emdur
We used to have Larry’s email, can you get a message to him from Nina & Michael Richards, he knows us very well. Send him our love and ask him to make contact. Thanks. Nina Richards
So there you go, Larry. Nina and Michael send their love, and for god’s sake, man – give ‘em a call! They miss your cheery soul!
PS: Oh, and Larry? If you need Nina and Michael’s email address, get in touch.
COMING SOON: MORE LETTERS TO CELEBRITIES SENT C/O DEFAMER AUSTRALIA! MAYBE! More »
Larry Emdur Watch: Is He Or Isn’t He Hosting ‘Dancing’?
10:30AM Clem Bastow | So they announced the Dancing With The Stars, er, stars yesterday, but still no word on who is stepping up to host in Daryl Somers’ absence.
And since I am currently placing all my bets on Larry Emdur stepping in to fill the all hostin’, all punnin’, sometimes dancin’ gig, I am hoping that they make up their bloody minds soon – evidently, so does Larry himself. Or at least his fans.
And in an extraordinary public response to Confidential’s previous report of Emdur’s early screen test for the role, Sydney voters have backed the former Price Is Right guy to win.
The TV veteran scored 39 per cent of more than 1550 votes in an online survey, ahead of former contestant Fifi Box (20 per cent) and Weekend Sunrise co-host Andrew O’Keefe (17).
Seven colleagues Chris Bath (10), Andrew Daddo (8) and David Koch (3) rounded out the field of six possibles to star opposite Sonia Kruger.
Seven publicists have refused to confirm potential appointments, with rumours the successful host will be named this weekend.
Whoa, slow down there egghead – when did a Daddo enter the field?
Personally, I’m still on team Larry, although, this also opens up the possibility for Sonia “Tina Sparkle” Kruger to potentially take on all the hosting duties. If that’s the case, I will not only watch every episode, but threaten to drink poison unless everyone I know watches it, too, and pumps up the ratings.
You can thank me later, Seven! More » It’s The Day You’ve All Been Waiting For… ‘Dancing With The Stars’ New Cast Revealed!
10:21AM Clem Bastow | After a considerable number of question marks hung over the head of local celebreality franchise Dancing With The Stars, it’s good to see that the “popular light entertainment program” (now that’s a genre title to aspire to if ever there was one!) seems to have gotten its collective shit together and announced its latest cast of stumbling quick-stepping notables – and, in a shocking move, it actually contains stars!
Sort of!
Dancing … contestants (pictured left to right, back to front) Charli Delaney, Toni Pearen, Danny Green, Jodi Gordon, Brooke Hanson, Paul Licuria, Cal Wilson, Luke Jacobz, James Tobin and Red Symons.
Even if the publicity photo looks like something out of Jackie Collins’ broom closet, that’s a pretty decent line-up (you know, if you’re into these sorts of shows, AND I AM).
They still have not announced a replacement for retired host Daryl Somers, but – according to the article – Fifi Box and Andrew O’Keefe are “in the mix”. I’m still pinning my hopes on Larry Emdur, but anything will be better than Somers’ constant dad jokes and mugging. More »
Those Magic Words: Larry Emdur Coming To Prime Time Television
9:08AM Clem Bastow | Oh man, if this is true, it could be the most exciting television news all year: Larry Emdur is being “tipped” to take over the Dancing With The Stars mantle from Daryl Somers, who left at the end of last year. Can you imagine? Larry Emdur with Tina Sparkle? It’ll cause a tear in the space time fabric of tongue-in-cheek light entertainment hosting because of its astronomical awesomeness!
I think this deserves an “OMG!!”
Ahem, anyway:
While sources from Dancing with the Stars’ production company Freehand are placing their bets on Emdur, Mr Come On Down himself wasn’t giving up the game when Confidential contacted him yesterday.
“It would be awesome but I’m not so sure that it’s me,” Emdur said.
“I did do a couple of tests but as far as I know I’m just one of the names on the list.”
Larry, don’t sell yourself short! DWTS long ago became lamer than a stuck horse, but this could be the magic dust that gets it racing again!
Can we start some sort of Defamer Australia-led campaign for Larry to get the gig? Someone make one of those online petitions! More » Insider Footage From The TV Week Logie Awards
2:21PM Jess McGuire | Turns out Defamer Australia had an operative working at the TV Week Logie Awards, gathering secret footage via the magic of a mobile phone video recorder, AND WE DIDN’T EVEN REALISE.
Well, to be fair, we never asked Red Symons to collect such blurry nuggets of behind-the-scenes gold for us, but thank god he did. Well done, sir.
Featuring cameo appearances from Larry Emdur, Grant Denyer, Jennifer Hawkins, and Kate Ceberano’s cans, we couldn’t be more pleased with the clip, as it shows us – in a total Being John Malkovich sort of way – just what it’s like to experience the wonder of the TV Week Logie Awards from the perspective of a guest.
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The Time Matt LeBlanc Slammed Tequila With Larry Emdur And Other Tales From The Logies
2:34PM Jess McGuire | In anticipation of this Sunday night’s festival of Australian television awesomeness The Logies, The Australian has published a riveting article describing the ceremony’s wild days of yesteryear.
Highlights of the story include -
“Raquel Welch pretty well figured out she was the star turn and wasn’t being paid enough so she asked for, I think, $20,000 worth of jewellery,” says one executive. “Most stars are too stupid to realise but she was a crafty sort of girl.” Others are just rude.
Mama raised no foo. If you ever wake up one day feeling as though you’d like to sit back and revel in the brilliance of La Welch, find yourself a copy of Myra Breckinridge and watch the movie with Raquel’s commentary. Although if you don’t have the time or inclination, her thoughts can pretty much be succinctly summarised as “Gee, this movie was a bit shit. Look at me rape that guy with a strap-on! John Huston is a genius. Mae West is a difficult bitch.”
“Star of Friends, Matt LeBlanc was over it and wasn’t interested,” says a former Nine publicist. “But he was good fun at the after party although we had to have Cristal champagne until we ran out and then he switched to vintage Bollinger and finally tequila slammers with TV game show host Larry Emdur.”
We always knew Larry loved to party.
“Most of the time the international guests don’t know why they’re there,” says one publicist.
Most of the time, we don’t know why the international guests are there either.
A major, and now respectable, Seven star was unexpectedly found in Isaac Hayes’s suite one year. “She was a big South Park fan,” laughs her former publicist.
Ten points for whoever guesses correctly the name of the lady from the Channel Seven stable of talent who got caught sucking chocolate salty balls at The Logies, please. Answers on a postcard.
That said, many remember the night the entire Neighbours cast tried to crash Nine’s after party.
Oh, those crazed Neighbours kids. God love ‘em. God love ‘em to bits.
Of course, our personal highlight of the Logies would have to be last year, when mad-as-a-cut-snake Joan Rivers delivered the best five minutes of awards banter we’ve ever seen. Hey, anyone who claims on stage to have enjoyed the trick pelvis of John Wood wins points with us. Times a billion for frightening Richard Wilkins and exclaiming “I don’t know why the fuck I’m here!” within a minute of hitting the podium.
BONUS! After the jump, two Aussie showbiz blind items of our own.
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