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Michael Lohan’s Concern For Lindsay Lohan Is A Bad Omen For All
2:45AM Foster Kamer | Michael Lohan’s worried about his daughter. Situation: critical. Robert Pattenson’s mum hates you. Who sucks more? Jon Gosselin or TLC? Tina Fey’s virginity, Madonna’s neighbour relations, Kardashian arse..ian…and much much more. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
E! Reality Show Marks New Heights In Dannielynn- sploitation Vehicles
3:30AM Seth | Having had to evacuate Anna Nicole Smith’s Coldwater Canyon residence after a freak cotton-candy-machine accident swept the home up in a cyclone of flossy, pink destruction, beleaguered babydaddy Larry Birkhead is left to pick up the pieces. For starters, that means taking work where he can find it—and in this dire economic environment, there just aren’t many openings for 1-year-old-baby party planners. So Birkhead has relented and agreed to take the questionable step of laying bare his life, and the life of daughter Dannielynn, for the E! reality cameras. More »
Larry Birkhead Will Never Reveal The Name Of His Pink Packing Foam Supplier
3:52AM Seth | No, Bobby Trendy didn’t swallow a hand grenade and detonate all over the walls of Anna Nicole Smith-legacy-upholder Larry Birkhead’s living room. The stay-at-Anna’s-home dad is packing up a Liberace museum’s worth of gaudy pink mementos from Smith’s Coldwater Canyon residence and moving elsewhere. He tells Life & Style why in a Life & Style is Covering Larry’s Moving Expenses Exclusive! More »
Dannielynn Birkhead: Two And Loving It
8:20AM Seth | Hard as it is to believe, Dannielynn Hope Birkhead Smith Stern Glaxo Wellcome is now a two-year-old—well past her blob stage, and developing into quite the pretty young lady. It’s Us Weekly who have this time met the birthday-party-exclusive asking price, which included some highly quotable soul-searching from doting wrangler Larry Birkhead: More »
4:39AM Seth | Dannielynn Hope Birkhead, now 18-months-old, has been named sole heir to the Anna Nicole Smith estate by an L.A. Superior Court judge yesterday, as well as the beneficiary of a newly established trust. Larry Birkhead and estate-executor Howard K. Stern are–you guessed it–the co-trustees, a new responsibility which we can only imagine will further prevent them from putting a fucking tombstone on Anna Nicole’s grave. [usatoday.com] More »
4:39AM Seth | Dannielynn Hope Birkhead, now 18-months-old, has been named sole heir to the Anna Nicole Smith estate by an L.A. Superior Court judge yesterday, as well as the beneficiary of a newly established trust. Larry Birkhead and estate-executor Howard K. Stern are–you guessed it–the co-trustees, a new responsibility which we can only imagine will further prevent them from putting a fucking tombstone on Anna Nicole’s grave. [usatoday.com] More »
One Year After Anna Nicole’s Death, Birkhead And Stern Still Finding Ways She Can Make Money
8:24AM Seth | On February 8, 2007, a devastated Defamer was glued to CNN, following Dr. Sanjay Gupta and the rest of AnnaDeath 360° team as they offered breathless updates on the not-entirely-shocking (yet still pretty traumatic) loss of Anna Nicole Smith. And yet here we are, a full year later, and Hollywood seems doomed to repeat its trainwreck-glamorizing mistakes. Meanwhile, Smith’s legacy carries on via the creepy gentleman-callers who dotted the love polygon that defined much of her life. Larry Birkhead, we well know through a series of soul-deadening The Insider exclusives, has been adjusting to life with his money-pooping paternity jackpot, most recently having plopped the toddler on a patch of grass he assured us was Anna Nicole’s resting place, and successfully baby-wrangled his daughter into saying the word “mama” for their cameras. More »
Larry Birkhead Refuses To Let Pesky ‘Insider’ Cameras Stop His 17-Month Old Daughter From Grieving
7:54AM Mark Graham | Larry Birkhead and integrity go together like peanut butter and mayonnaise. While we have never held him in anything even remotely approaching regard, we think that this clip might one day go down as his lowest moment. That goes for those creeps over at The Insider, too. This clip of Birkhead trotting out Dannielynn to the Bahamian gravesite where her mother is buried repulses us on more levels than we care to count. But we’ll try. More »
Larry Birkhead and Britney Spears?
7:40AM Defamer Hollywood | It’s not as crazy as it sounds: Says an insider to In Touch, “Larry has a thing for vulnerable blondes – and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days.” Of course, his lower back will always belong to Anna Nicole, but we’re thinking those two might not be the worst coupling we’ve ever heard of – the Sean Preston/other one/Dannielynn/Casey Jr. playdates alone make it something worth exploring. [In Touch] More »
