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Bay: Blowing Shit Up Is Twice As Awesome With FIOS
12:09PM Mark | Things Michael Bay considers awesome: Blowing shit up, tigers in his living room, fiber-optic internet access. Especially the first one. We completely forgot to watch The Moment of Truth last night, but thanks to Fox’s handy YouTube recaps, we got all caught up in just two minutes. We’ll never suffer through another drawn out pause between the lie-detecting robot lady’s “The answer is…” and an anticlimactic “TRUE!” again! · Here’s a handy guide to how some celebrities are spending their Valentine’s Day. It’s interesting because they’re famous! · Incarcerated former Prison Break star Lane Garrison and Access Hollywood are pen pals! Tomorrow: Dr. Drew reads aloud from Pat O’Brien’s sobriety diary on Celebrity Rehab. More »
Lane Garrison Gets 40 Months Without Possibility Of Kick-Ass High School Parties
7:00AM Defamer Hollywood | The Lane Garrison legal saga found a measure of closure today, a judge having decided that 40 months in jail was a suitable sentence for the Prison Break actor’s cokey-boozy bender that ended in the death of Beverly Hills High School student Vahagn Setian. From the AP report: “The public has the right to know that conduct such as this, causing devastation such as this” will have consequences, Superior Court Judge Elden S. Fox said. “Unfortunately, in this case, you have to be the messenger,” he told Garrison. More »Short Ends: 22 Conversations About One Lane Garrison Thing
5:40AM Defamer Hollywood | · Ever find yourself wondering what Survivor legend Sue Hawk is doing with herself these days? Wonder no more: Thanks to a visit from Access Hollywood, we know she’s blasting snakes with a shotgun and lighting shit on fire with a propane torch. In other words: Exactly what we thought she’d be doing. Hey, beats going to jail for tax evasion. · In case you have any doubt about who owns the Lane Garrison beat, here’s one TMZ for each post they’ve run about his court appearance today: TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ. · “There are pilots who can fly a plane. But Tom Cruise has the soul of flyer. I saw that right from the start.” · When you’ve got a celebrity murder trial jury you need to keep well fed, these are the guys you call. · At the Chateau Marmont’s grade school cafeteria, Victoria Beckham is becoming the smelly kid no one wants to sit near. More »
