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Roasted Bass The Special Of The Day On ‘Dancing’ Finale

4:00AM Seth | We were shocked to learn that Dancing with the Stars continued its search for America’s Next Top Cha Cha-ing Z-Lister after Cloris Leachman was unceremoniously ejected from the proceedings. (Did they really have to insist her partner grab her by her limbs, spin her around, and launch her into the bleachers? That still seems excessively harsh to us.) But continue it did, and multi-purpose, large-breasted Hollywood personality Brooke Burke deservedly took the show’s coveted disco ball trophy. More »

Massive Prop. 8 Protest Galvanizes Gays, Allies, Random Celebs

2:28AM Kyle Buchanan | “NO MORE MR. NICE GAY,” read one of the many signs last night in Los Angeles as Defamer attended a huge anti-Prop. 8 rally that drew several thousand — then set them marching all over the city. (Your Defamer was also partial to another sign, referencing the easily-passed, animal rights-granting Prop. 2: “I Want What the Chickens Got!”) It was powerful, emotional stuff, and even more fireworks should erupt today at 2pm, when the crowd takes their fight to the Mormon temple on Santa Monica Blvd to protest the many millions the church sunk into passing the anti-gay Prop. 8. Until then, though, let’s relive the night the best way Defamer knows how: with celebrity spottings and silly anecdotes! You can see the Robert Rodriguez-less Rose McGowan protesting up above — who else was there, and who wasn’t?

The Hoff Openly Horny For Male Britney Impersonator

9:00AM Seth | On America’s Got Talent last night, David Hasselhoff was refreshingly candid about the stirrings in his loins elicited by Drag Britney. [AGT] Step! Two, Three, Ball, Step, Ball, Reverse, Change! Watch out stars—Lance means business! [Mollygood] In this new promotional shot from Land of the Lost, Will Ferrell stands next to the kind of Sleestak you might imagine posing for pictures at Disneyland. [First Showing] Mmmm…Hannah Montana Sweet & Sour Gummi Cocks. [BWE.tv] And last but not least, it’s Paul Reubens’s birthday today. In his honour, enjoy the entire Pee-wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special. Happy birthday, Pee-wee! Mm…Birthday cakey. [YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube] More »

Same-Sex Mambo Newest Celebrity Cause DuJour

9:30AM Defamer Hollywood | With legalized same-sex unions already labelled passé, Hollywood discovered its newest cause designed specifically to piss off Arkansas: live, televised, boy-on-boy fox-trotting mayhem. This fall, Lance Bass is reportedly set to join the cast of Dancing With The Stars and partner with a male dancer and cha-cha his way into America’s hearts. You know, because he’s gay. And it’s edgy. More »

Reichen Lehmkuhl’s Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness

9:25AM Seth | Reichen Lehmkuhl, the square-jawed former U.S. Air Force recruit who found a measure of fame winning Amazing Race and later as Lance Bass’s boyfriend, may at first glance seem to have it all: the calendars, the flight-themed, gay-man’s jewelry collections, the underwear- model- search- winning boyfriend…Oops, not so fast, as a recent update to his MySpace page (the first place fans go to be informed of any major changes in his seemingly doomed personal life) suggests that yet again, all is not what it appears in a perfect universe filled with depilated abs and seam-compromised Speedo baskets. From PinkIsTheNewBlog.com:

Lance Bass Recalls The Time He Tried To Cheer Up Britney Spears By Revealing That He Enjoys Sex With Men

4:14AM Seth | Former ‘NSYNC member Lance Bass popped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! to promote his memoir Out of Sync (opening sentence: “I’ve known I was different ever since I was five years old. For one thing, I had what I guess you could call innocent crushes on boys.”). He relayed, for an extremely gay-curious Kimmel, the story of how he came out to Britney Spears back in 2004: More »

Dear MySpace Diary: Why Can’t Lance Just Get Over Me Already? Love, Reichen

7:30AM Defamer Hollywood | We know better than to get between an ugly gay divorce, particularly that of singer (that’s what he does, right?) Lance Bass and his fame-hungry reality TV star ex, Reichen Lehmkhul, but when they take their bickering out of the privacy of the Crunch cardio room, where most Gays have the decency to work out their personal issues, and decide to splash them across the pages of major publications and MySpace blogs, like it or not, their problems become our problems. According to Reality Blurred, the latest round began with a interview in the current GQ in which Lance blamed the break-up on Reichen’s infidelities, saying, “I thought [at the time], ‘Why does everyone hate him?” At the end, I was like, ‘Ok, everyone was right.’” Star Magazine then reported that Bass was sent a letter in which he threatened to sue. Lehmkhul clarified the issue on his MySpace page yesterday: No one is suing anyone, and all is well. More »